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"What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."
Ah! I'm back from making the pandas less extinct by...... you know, humping. When Gloomy took that picture, I was about to lose it, it was all falling apart at that moment. The booze, the sex, the bamboo! God! I had a stick of bamboo in each hand, snorting crushed up bamboo off of the ass of a 9 year old Taiwanese boy named Bamboo. It took 15 lines just to get me to normal. I don't even know what I was doing, it was all just going to my head, my lil panda hat wearing head.
I would be happy to field any questions you may have. Ah yes, you Mr. Sad face Gloomy pants. The reason I can't spell is, well I'm a panda, and thus don't have fingers or digits beyond lil' stubby "fingies" and honkin' huge panda claws.
Regarding the Black Francis, my middle name is Francis. Pandaface Middlename Francis Lunchbox Samurai. Thats it. For realzies, no dealzies.
Regarding the love I got from the "Splinter web." As those in us like to know call it. Funny story about the interweb, it's actually my fluffer for the panda porn (TM) I star in. Most of the time I wear a mask.
Forged from Steel, iron will. Sh** For brains, born to kill!
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