Batman Sucks...

[Starba]

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Sean Whitmore does Mystery Science Theater 3000 All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder at Comic Book Resources forum:

All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder #1
All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder #2
All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder #3

[Riotsword]

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I'd give Sean Whitmore rep times a billion if he posted here.

[Kefka Jr.]

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Trouble!
Oh, we got trouble!
Right here in Gotham City!
Right here in Gotham City!
With a capital “G” and that rhymes with “D” and that stands for DUMB!

We need more musical humor.

[thetruecoolness]

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Well though the comic might suck, those articles are some of the most entertaining things I've read. I mean after having Batman Begins to reference it's hard to believe anyone could make such a bad Batman story, especially someone who created the new, possibly better style of Batman. The original movie (1966) was less cheesy, and a lot less creepy.

It looks like he is going to continue writing bad Batman as well

"In 2006, Miller announced that his next Batman book would be called "Holy Terror, Batman!". In the story, Batman defends Gotham City against attacks by real-life terrorist group Al Qaeda." courtesy of Wikipedia.

I'm sure that series will be great, I mean it couldn't be worse than this right?

[Ryner]

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If Wikipedia is your only source of info, I would assume that to be false.

[John Mora]

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I've heard about it, too.

[Starba]

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VICKI (V.O.): “I’m having a date with BRUCE WAYNE. I’m having a date with BRUCE WAYNE. I’m having a date with BRUCE WAYNE. I’m having a date with BRUCE WAYNE.”

Oh no, the Vicki robot is malfunctioning!

VICKI (V.O.): “How cool is THAT?

VICKI: “Fancy? Circus? Sure. Whatever.”

Hey Vicki, who are you having a date with?

VICKI (V.O.): “I’m having a date with BRUCE WAYNE.”

Oh, okay.

VICKI (V.O.): “How cool is THAT?”

This comic makes me as scared of bars as Jaws did of the ocean.

Oh yeah? ‘Cause this comic makes me as scared of comics as Jaws III did of movies.

Dinah slips a ring off of Dorothy’s finger. Dorothy’s face is a bloody, broken mess.

Let’s see Kevin Smith resurrect THAT.

BATMAN: “Aqualung.”

BATMOBILE: “Very good, sir.”

KITT sure has become more formal since the 80s.

DICK: “Aqualung? What the hell are you TALKING about?”

Batman likes to steal potential sidekick names from other heroes.

Ah, I hadn't read the third one yet. Wow.

I'm starting to wonder if Frank Miller made his comic this dumb for the sole purpose of creating fodder for satire.

Oh, and the terrorist thing I read about in one of those newspapers they hand out at the comic book shop once a week when you buy something. He's also given an interview about it.