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    If I was President...

    I would:

    -Eliminate the welfare system. Instead of giving free money to people with no jobs who have kids they cant afford, I would create additional tax breaks for those WITH jobs who work a certain number of overtime hours. My reasoning is that since they're working so many overtime hours, they need the money too, and deserve it much more than the trash who think my tax dollars should provide for their kids.

    -Legalize marijuana, just so every single pot-head in the world can shut the hell up already.

    -Drop the legal drinking age to 18. If you're old enough to enlist in the army and die for your country, I think you're old enough to order a rum and coke. Drinking and driving penalties would become more harsh, however. I'm talking liscense suspension for one year on the first offense.

    How about you?
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    #2
    Re: If I was President...

    I would:

    -Party

    -Change the national anthem to "Love Rollercoaster - The Ohio Players"
    Last edited by Manyak; 12-01-2005, 11:11 PM.
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      #3
      Re: If I was President...

      I would break into people's houses at night and wreck up the place!!!

      Well, that or spend all day trying to impeach myself.
      Last edited by Nixon; 12-01-2005, 11:01 PM.
      Eat Smello.

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        #4
        Re: If I was President...

        I would outlaw democracy and rule this nation with an iron fist.
        I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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          #5
          Re: If I was President...

          That's harder than it seems.

          Anyway, I'd probably go to wherever the war is and personally try to make peace. You know, meet with the leaders there, talk about the weather, come up with some agreements, and hopefully convince them to tell their people to stop shooting our soldiers.
          "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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            #6
            Re: If I was President...

            I would initiate a flat tax rate and increase it the more you money you make and anyone who makes over $500,000 would pay at least 15%. My rationale is that if you're making half a mil then 75,000 isn't going to dent it too much.

            Also how come no one ever proposes making you have to be 21 to vote and join the army?
            The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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              #7
              Re: If I was President...

              disband the US military, then recruit an elite squad of children who use collectable cards to save the world.



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                #8
                Re: If I was President...

                Also how come no one ever proposes making you have to be 21 to vote and join the army?
                Because that would make our army smaller than Canadas.
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                  #9
                  Re: If I was President...

                  I remember learning somewhere that the voting age used to be 21 or something higher than 18. But the government wanted to be able to send boys off to war as early as possible. 18 was chosen so they'd at least get the chance to finish education or get started in the work force. Then people got angry that the president could send someone to war when they were too young to have a say in who that president was so the voting age was lowered. That might have been one of them conspiracy theories though.
                  Last edited by DarkwingChuck; 12-01-2005, 11:16 PM.
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                    #10
                    Re: If I was President...

                    Isn't the federal legal drinking age actually 21 and they just extort the state governments to enforce a 21 legal drinking age to get that sweet sweet highway money?
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                      #11
                      Re: If I was President...

                      Sounds about right.

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                        #12
                        Re: If I was President...

                        Who needs beer?
                        I'ma get get get get you drunk
                        Get you love drunk off my humps
                        My hump my hump my hump my hump
                        My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps.
                        I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                          #13
                          Re: If I was President...

                          I would:

                          -Hire Monica Lewinski as my secritary.

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                            #14
                            Re: If I was President...

                            Who needs beer?
                            I'ma get get get get you drunk
                            Get you love drunk off my humps
                            My hump my hump my hump my hump
                            My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps.
                            Don't you ever, ever do that to one of my topics again.
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                              #15
                              Re: If I was President...

                              I'd make it legal for Canadians to become president.

                              Hehehe

                              Hehehe

                              Hehehe

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