Advice, anyone?

[John Mora]

Re: Advice, anyone?

"Uhhh I don't really want to fight you guys...there isn't really a rea...SHUT UP YOU'RE GAY YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK."

I'm guessing you meant to put a few more quotation marks or line breaks in there, since reading that makes it sound like you screamed at them that they were gay and that they should watch their backs.

[Kefka Jr.]

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Aside from that episode of Hey Arnold, do you remember that scene in Ed Norton's boss' office in Fight Club? They're both based on the same principle of self-mutilation as a method of intimidation.

[Ryner]

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Dont hit me! I'll hit me!

[Caciss]

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That was a cool episode.

Yeah, I'd go for biting some face. Or get some friends to back you up, since he's too much of ***** to fight by himself.

[Czechs Mex]

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nerfgun99: i just read a book that was smarter than you
Eric Teh Shiznit: hahahaahha funny!
nerfgun99: think about it

OOOOHH DAMMN, GINA.

[John Mora]

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SHANENE

[Redneck 2000]

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Hopefully itll be like this:

[John Mora]

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You could always radio the Boss for CQC tips.

[IRC]

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Man, you're so going to get your ass kicked. Take a weapon and try not to loose it.

[Garr123]

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If you want to win, just start swinging as hard and fast at his face as possible and always keep moving forward, don't back up. One lucky hit to the nose or jaw could put him out, or at the least disorient him a bit and make his swing less powerful. Don't try to fight like a boxer, it's a street fight, give it everything you have.


Again, once you get going don't back up or hesitate.

Oh yeah, if he gets you from behind in a headlock or something just slam your head back and try to bust his face.

[Riotsword]

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Aside from that episode of Hey Arnold, do you remember that scene in Ed Norton's boss' office in Fight Club? They're both based on the same principle of self-mutilation as a method of intimidation.

I was just about to suggest letting him beat you up a bit, then start laughing hysterically. If you're bleeding, start coughing it in his face, or wiping it on yourself like it were war paint. That's a psyche out if there ever was one. Then proceed to attack him uncessantly, sacrificing any semblance of defense. The key to winning a fight, is to not have any regard for yourself, or at least carrying the illusion of being so.

Don't forget to say "You don't know where I've been, Lou."(Substitution of the guy's name is acceptable, even recommended)

[IRC]

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just curious, what's the size difference?

[RPGD]

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If you ask me, I think you should deal with this situation maturely. If he's as incompetent as you label him, you should be able to end this without even throwing a punch. Use your head.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

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If you ask me, I think you should deal with this situation maturely. If he's as incompetent as you label him, you should be able to end this without even throwing a punch. Use your head.

Agreed. Very well said.

[Ryner]

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Stop it, that's never gonna happen. This is high school, not a tv show. If this kid told a single one of his friends he's gonna smack archer around, he's gonna do it, or else his friends are gonna be all over him. He seems determined enough as is if he's not just screwing around. I'm surprised at some of you, you all went to/go to high school, yet you dont seem to remember the mentality of the average kid and are throwing out cliche happy ending advice.

If he really wants to go after archer, he's going to, and archer's only way to end the situation is to fight him and hope he does ok.