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    #1

    Batman Sucks...

    Via Fark.com:

    Frank Miller starts a new Batman comic series that is so bad it's hilarious.

    What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman.
    Last edited by Ryner; 06-03-2006, 01:05 PM.
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    #2
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    That is the most insane Batman comic ever

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      #3
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      Yeap. I had the first issue since last year. Pretty atrocious stuff. And they're only up to #4?

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        #4
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        It's like a dark version of the 60's show, where it's the part of campy where you tell scary stories.
        "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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          #5
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          Miller must know how bad it is. He's probably trying to show how damn stupid fans are, they'd buy any book with pretty pictures that was written by a big name.

          It's kind of like he shoved a fistful of Sin City into Batman, knowing that it would be dumb as hell, what with the "Dick Grayson, age twelve" stuff, the lechery and the surly goddamn Batman.

          It is pretty funny.
          Last edited by Kefka Jr.; 06-03-2006, 02:01 PM.

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            #6
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            But Frank Miller could've told a good story instead. So, Frank Miller's an asshole.

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              #7
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              That's the best evar.
              Last edited by RPGD; 06-03-2006, 04:12 PM.

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                #8
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                For the love of God, please stop hotlinking Red Dragon! And please edit out that picture!

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                  #9
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                  That's the best bandwidth-stealing-prevention pic I've ever seen!
                  "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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                    #10
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                    it's reasons like this that I have absolutely no respect for Frank Miller. if you read one story by the guy, you've read them all. just change around the characters' names a bit. I'm sorry to everyone who likes him, I just don't.

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                      #11
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                      I'm not sure Dark Knight Returns fits in with that line of thinking.

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                        #12
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                        I like a lot of Frank Miller's old stuff (the original Wolverine mini-series, DKR, Sin City), but his new stuff is usually weak.

                        You think the "twelve years old" thing is bad, try enduring his endless use of the word "PUNK" in the old Spawn/Batman one-shot.

                        I'm curious to see just how bad this really is, but I refuse to buy anymore Marvel or DC crap.
                        Eat Smello.

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                          #13
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                          didn't know, sorry.

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                            #14
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                            That does look pretty bad. Batman's reduced to kidnapping kids!

                            Probably because Alfred told him that certain things were not in his job description, and he wanted more money.
                            Last edited by Fushigi na Renamon; 06-03-2006, 09:37 PM.
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                              #15
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                              I don't usually buy comic books, but this trainwreck looks like it's good for a laugh.
                              Last edited by Funk; 06-05-2006, 09:26 AM.
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