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    IamPinhead is not happy

    As I've made you all aware, I pre-ordered Whitechapel's upcoming album "A New Era of Corruption" with an autographed booklet.
    Why am I unhappy? 1) There is not a single autograph on that damned booklet.
    2) "Prayer of Mockery" is the most offensively anti-Christian song I have ever heard. And I listen to Marilyn Manson and have heard Deicide before.
    3) My Zune's battery lasted no longer than an hour today.
    Damn it all, Pavillion. Damn. It. All.
    What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

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    Re: IamPinhead is not happy

    Cheer up, emo pinhead.
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      #3
      Re: IamPinhead is not happy

      Originally posted by Ryner View Post
      Cheer up, emo pinhead.
      I paid money for those autographs damnit. And it's quite a feat for a band to more anti-Christian than Deicide. And I wouldn't mind so much that my Zune's battery is going to the ****ter if replacing batteries didn't cost 12 pints of virgin blood.
      What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

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        #4
        Re: IamPinhead is not happy

        Such are the trials and tribulations of the youth of America today.

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          Re: IamPinhead is not happy

          Originally posted by IamPinhead View Post
          I paid money for those autographs damnit. And it's quite a feat for a band to more anti-Christian than Deicide. And I wouldn't mind so much that my Zune's battery is going to the ****ter if replacing batteries didn't cost 12 pints of virgin blood.
          Suck it up and sacrifice a sibling to Cthulu, and perhaps your requests will be answered.
          The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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            #6
            Re: IamPinhead is not happy

            Ha, so being screwed on preorder bonuses is not exclusive to video games anymore, eh? Ever since Gamestop ripped me off with my Fallout 3 preorder (I had really been looking forward to that soundtrack CD, but alas), I say don't bother, unless you're absolutely sure you want to buy it first day regardless. And even then, don't count on the bonus showing up. Just treat it as a happy surprise if it does.
            "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

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              #7
              Re: IamPinhead is not happy

              The virginity of Pinhead's siblings is suspect.
              stodi no na ka cenba

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                #8
                Re: IamPinhead is not happy

                Originally posted by Stormy View Post
                The virginity of Pinhead's siblings is suspect.
                Say what?
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                  #9
                  Re: IamPinhead is not happy

                  Just read the few posts above his. And gaze in wonder at just how far off the original point a thread can go in just a few posts.
                  "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

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                    Re: IamPinhead is not happy

                    Honestly, i was not thinking about Toecutter's post in the least when he posted that, i'm also not familiar with the Cthulu mythos, and thus have no idea if it was just a joke or something.
                    Vita, 3DS, PSP, PS3, PC, WiiU, Wii & 360
                    Intel Core i5, Radeon HD 5870, 8gig ram
                    Anticipating: Warriors Lair, Dragon Crown, Ratchet, Xillia, Rune Factory 4, and more!
                    3DS Friend Code: 5026-4776-9901
                    Steam ID: LionFranco - - - FFXIV: Jeroak Nelave

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                      #11
                      Re: IamPinhead is not happy

                      Are we talking about ourselves in the third person?

                      Cutter was unaware.
                      "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!" -George Carlin

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                        Re: IamPinhead is not happy

                        Originally posted by Jeroak Nelave View Post
                        Honestly, i was not thinking about Toecutter's post in the least when he posted that, i'm also not familiar with the Cthulu mythos, and thus have no idea if it was just a joke or something.
                        Cthulu was not someone to whom you could sacrifice. It was through study and madness that you would attain the dead priest's favor.

                        The virginity of Pinhead's siblings is suspect.
                        My eyes!
                        What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

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                          #13
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                          I'm peeing tears for your sorrows, Pinhead.
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                            #14
                            Re: IamPinhead is not happy

                            Well, I wouldn't be happy with pointed objects jabbed into my head either... or having Iam in my name.
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                              #15
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                              Originally posted by Jamos View Post
                              Well, I wouldn't be happy with pointed objects jabbed into my head either... or having Iam in my name.
                              I like dog food and my skull is a convenient place for my sewing needles.
                              Don't judge me.
                              What's the point of having an emergency response system if you can't provoke the wrath of God?

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