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    #16
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    The reason my roll of paper went in the toilet is because I was just getting into the bathroom, and the first thing I check is if I have been stuck with an empty roll. I was, and while I was putting on a new one the spring in the roll holder kicked back and shot the ****er right in the toilet.
    Lil' Bean is here!

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      #17
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      I think this topic would have been better if it was called "Mine the toilet."

      Then it could be about rigging the toilet seat with explosives, or possibly about toilet mining, which is absolutely disgusting in theory.
      "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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        #18
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        My dad dropped his wedding ring down the toilet once.

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          #19
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          Oooo... did he get it back?
          Eat Smello.

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            #20
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            No. He was forced to take the toilet as his new spouse. Finders keepers, after all.

            "Shall I flush you again, my porcelain queen?"

            "Tee hee hee. PLEASE!"
            Lil' Bean is here!

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              #21
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              No, he was not able to recover it dispite the plumber called for his services.

              It's been replaced though.

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                #22
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                Hey, without chimneys, toilets'd explode anyway.

                ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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                  #23
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                  I've dropped a whole roll in before too.

                  Almost dropped my cell phone in, but it ricocheted off the seat and landed on the floor instead (phew).

                  About the only other thing I remember is that once when I was a little kid my cousin dropped her toy ring in the toilet and made me fish it out. Luckily there was nothing in it at the time. Who was I to argue? She woulda kicked my ass if I'd said no.
                  "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                    #24
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                    A toothbrush.

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                      #25
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                      I put someone's toothbrush in the toilet on purpose, once. That made me feel evil and fantastic at the same time.
                      Eat Smello.

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                        #26
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                        Then it could be about rigging the toilet seat with explosives, or possibly about toilet mining, which is absolutely disgusting in theory.
                        Beware the poop stalagmites.
                        The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                          #27
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                          Shouldn't they also worry about porcelain flying about like shrapnel?

                          ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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                            #28
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                            That is completely unimportant.
                            "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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                              #29
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                              Eh, I guess I'm just a glutton for details.

                              .... Shouldn't another word be in the place of "Glutton"?

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                                #30
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                                One of the nastiest pranks you can pull with a toilet it to place clear plastic mesh across the bottom of the seat, and let it hang down a little so its harder to notice. Why? Think about it.

                                Anybody else remember that thing they did on The Man Show? They poured beer into a toilet to make it look like pee, then put in a big rubber crap, along with $20 and watch how many people would fish it out.

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