Mind the toilet.

[Funk]

Re: Mind the toilet.

The reason my roll of paper went in the toilet is because I was just getting into the bathroom, and the first thing I check is if I have been stuck with an empty roll. I was, and while I was putting on a new one the spring in the roll holder kicked back and shot the ****er right in the toilet.

[Big Rick Cook]

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I think this topic would have been better if it was called "Mine the toilet."

Then it could be about rigging the toilet seat with explosives, or possibly about toilet mining, which is absolutely disgusting in theory.

[jvrlopez]

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My dad dropped his wedding ring down the toilet once.

[Nixon]

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Oooo... did he get it back?

[Funk]

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No. He was forced to take the toilet as his new spouse. Finders keepers, after all.

"Shall I flush you again, my porcelain queen?"

"Tee hee hee. PLEASE!"

[jvrlopez]

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No, he was not able to recover it dispite the plumber called for his services.

It's been replaced though.

[RPGD]

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Hey, without chimneys, toilets'd explode anyway.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

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I've dropped a whole roll in before too.

Almost dropped my cell phone in, but it ricocheted off the seat and landed on the floor instead (phew).

About the only other thing I remember is that once when I was a little kid my cousin dropped her toy ring in the toilet and made me fish it out. Luckily there was nothing in it at the time. Who was I to argue? She woulda kicked my ass if I'd said no.

[Magus]

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A toothbrush.

[Nixon]

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I put someone's toothbrush in the toilet on purpose, once. That made me feel evil and fantastic at the same time.

[The Toecutter]

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Then it could be about rigging the toilet seat with explosives, or possibly about toilet mining, which is absolutely disgusting in theory.

Beware the poop stalagmites.

[RPGD]

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Shouldn't they also worry about porcelain flying about like shrapnel?

[Big Rick Cook]

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That is completely unimportant.

[RPGD]

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Eh, I guess I'm just a glutton for details.

.... Shouldn't another word be in the place of "Glutton"?

[The_Real_Crunk]

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One of the nastiest pranks you can pull with a toilet it to place clear plastic mesh across the bottom of the seat, and let it hang down a little so its harder to notice. Why? Think about it.

Anybody else remember that thing they did on The Man Show? They poured beer into a toilet to make it look like pee, then put in a big rubber crap, along with $20 and watch how many people would fish it out.