my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

[Dr. Phil]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Here is some advice I gave at some point.

Christine: My 22-year-old daughter is in a relationship with a woman. I don't believe she is a lesbian. Could this be a form of rebellion and a result of getting in with the "wrong" crowd? Can homosexuality be learned and unlearned?

ME: Homosexuality is not a learned behavior. A sexual orientation is inherited; you are wired that way. Certainly some people will experiment with a gay lifestyle, and a gay person might experiment with a heterosexual one. If she is really gay, she will find a place in that life and in that community. The important thing is that you just love her through that. What difference does it make if she is gay? Accept her, support her and do not be judgmental. It is difficult enough for her to live openly and honestly in this society; don't put your judgment on top of that.

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Here is some advice I gave at some point.

MY ADVICE.... BOOM HEAD SHOT THE GAY OUT OF HER, BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!

[Smurttle]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Clearly the best thing to do is redeem yourself at my church. Be sure to give lots of donations.

[S3PH1R0TH_1337_K1LLUR]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

lol i kno a gay persun lolz

[altogecko]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

I hte gay marige! HTE HATE HTE HTE IT!

So I guess the wedding's off then. Oh well, you can't spell 'somnambulistic', let alone pronounce it, so I guess it's for the best.

[Dusk Raven]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

I know of someone who is bisexual.

[S3PH1R0TH_1337_K1LLUR]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

I know of someone who is bisexual.

me 2 lolz

[B.L.A.C.K.]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Belmont is a vampire.

Belmont: ... what?
Crow: Explains why we always seem to go on missions at night....

[simple_man]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

I must say, that this is disheartening. Seems that you fools believed me. You are all so pathetic.

[highwand]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

simple man is right you're all idiots

[simple_man]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

How nice it is to be in the presence of another intellectual.

[highwand]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

sometimes I feel like i'm the only one

[B.L.A.C.K.]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Seems that you fools believed me.

Kamikaze: Who says we believed you, pervert?

[ValkySauce]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

boyfriends need a fresh alternative to keeping things gliding smooth?

try valky sauce in the bedroom!

perfect for your playtime needs.

valky sauce - after dark!

gloop some on your junk tonight!

[Jamos]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Okay... this is odd...