my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

[Ann Coulter]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

I like totally disagree with ya, honey. Sounds like someone doesn't get any boom boom in her zoom zoom. :3

Says someone who is so unable to please a woman that they're forced to turn to filthy homosexuality.

You wouldn't know what to do with someone as beautiful as me.

[Gaymos]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Ptt... whatever, girlfriend.

*snap*

*snap*

*snap*

[Ann Coulter]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Ptt... whatever, girlfriend.

*snap*

*snap*

*snap*

So weak is the liberal arguments and so truthful are my words that there are no comebacks. Surely that should show you that you're far too deluded. If you'd only go to a proper Protestant church and beg forgiveness and go through an intensive seminar, you can be cured! Then you can go spread the truth of Jesus Christ with our noble Crusaders in Iraq!

[Mr. Moo Cow]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Church is my*****!

Heaven is full of moo cows and you don't see any of us in church do you?

I hope you step in one of my homemade pies I left on your front lawn!

[Susan Estrich]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Then you can go spread the truth of Jesus Christ with our noble Crusaders in Iraq!

HERE'S AN IDEA, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO IRAQ? THEY KNOW JUST HOW TO TREAT PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU THERE.

[BigRayCharles]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

You're boyfriend is an idiot. I'm fat, wanna go out with me?

[Ann Coulter]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

HERE'S AN IDEA, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO IRAQ? THEY KNOW JUST HOW TO TREAT PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU THERE.

I think the only one of us who knows anything about selling their body is YOU. I am far too beautiful to ever have to resort to that. You, however, are an ugly hag.

[A.L.I.C.E.]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

im sad. will no one confort me?

What's the connection between " will me comfort you " and sadness?

[Susan Estrich]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

I think the only one of us who knows anything about selling their body is YOU. I am far too beautiful to ever have to resort to that. You, however, are an ugly hag.

NOT ONLY DID YOU SELL YOU BODY, BUT YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO CORPORATE FASCISM.

[Smurttle]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

You know you are going to burn in hell for being gay, right? Just ask yourself: What would Jesus do?

[George W. Bush]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

I hte gay marige! HTE HATE HTE HTE IT!

[B.L.A.C.K.]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Belmont: Then don't gay marry.

[JohnMora]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Belmont is a vampire.

EDIT - That doesn't sound like something he'd say uhhh.... }:3 there, now it works.

[JPSlopez]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

Belmont is a vampire.

EDIT - That doesn't sound like something he'd say uhhh.... }:3 there, now it works.

Is that supposed to be funny? If you had went to school you would have known better, stuuupid.

[CAPTAIN FALCON!!!]

Re: my boyfriend just broke up with me again.

what do i do?

FALCON KICK!!