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    #61
    Re: Battle of the Sexes!

    I didn't get punished for skipping high school several times because I always had an un-opened box of tampons and a receipt handy.

    ME: SORRY OCIFFER, I WAS AT THE STORE BECAUSE IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!!!

    Cop: JUST GO!!!

    Advantage: Women

    Now that my post is wrong, I will argue for the men.

    Men can curse and swear all day, no problems. If women do that, people think they're "un-ladylike."

    Advantage: Men
    Last edited by Nixon; 04-07-2006, 03:30 PM.
    Eat Smello.

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      #62
      Re: Battle of the Sexes!

      Men don't need to keep tampons handy, neither do they need make-up.

      "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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        #63
        Re: Battle of the Sexes!

        I know many men that wear make-up.
        Eat Smello.

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          #64
          Re: Battle of the Sexes!

          But society doesn't make it seem necessary.

          "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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            #65
            Re: Battle of the Sexes!

            Captain Kirk: Lead his crew to many victorious missions!

            Captain Picard: Lead his crew to many victorious missions!

            Captain Kathryn Janeway: First female captain in star trek. Got her crew lost in the first damn episode!


            Advantage: men.
            Last edited by Goufunaki; 04-07-2006, 04:13 PM.
            http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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              #66
              Re: Battle of the Sexes!

              Women can oogle men all day, no problem. But if men oogle women like that, they are considered perverts.
              Eat Smello.

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                #67
                Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                When guys have Brittish accents, they sound smart. When girls have brittish accents, they sound weird.
                Advantage: men.

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                  #68
                  Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                  A babies potential intelligence comes from the female part of the chromosome.
                  Meaning women are the only reason there's any intelligence left.
                  Grow!

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                    #69
                    Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                    So then can we blame all the idiots in this world on women for hoarding their precious intelligence?

                    "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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                      #70
                      Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                      I kind of have to side with women... Think about it.
                      1. Women are master manipulators.
                      2. They can talk for hours. (such stamina)
                      3. Are natural lie detectors. (they always seem to know the real reason why you were out late.)
                      4. There is one right next to me and if I don't say this stuff she will kill me.
                      I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

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                        #71
                        Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                        colorblindness is on the y chromosome - advantage women
                        Legs to walk and thoughts to fly
                        eyes to laugh and lips to cry
                        a restless tongue to classify
                        all born to grow and grown to die

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                          #72
                          Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                          Guys don't get menstrual cramps, nor do they go through menopause and go totally mental for x number of years until it passes.
                          "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                            #73
                            Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                            But one could argue that men are totally freakin' mental all the time.

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                              #74
                              Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                              Women get to get on the lifeboats first.
                              Grow!

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                                #75
                                Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                                To describe someone totally awesome you say that they are "the man."

                                "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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