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    Battle of the Sexes!

    That's the name of the game! It's a battle of wits, cunning and outrageously false information. One might ask, "How is this played?" Well, I'll tell you. This is a game where sexual differences are picked and pryed upon. Each post is a new arguement, further advancing the topic at hand. Who are better, men or women? The rules are simple.


    1) No offensive language. Use terms that are professional, appropiate or necessary. Penis. Vagina. Breast. Phallic. Anus.

    2) Every time you post, you must argue for the opposite side as the last post. Men are better. No, women are better. No, men are better.

    3) Do not regress. A post must not spark old debate unless it can smoothly do so. A post may only refute the previous claim at hand and/or present a new point.

    4) Have fun.

    5) No real statistics allowed.



    So let me get this started off.



    I say women. The reason men are born with nipples is because when a human is born, it is prototyped as the clearly superior sex, women. Nipples have no benefits for a man other than sources of heightened pain or sensuality.

    "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

    #2
    Re: Battle of the Sexes!

    are you a man or woman?


    cause that's gonna influence my argument



    oh, and uh, men have...testicles? yeah, testicles are cool.

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      #3
      Re: Battle of the Sexes!

      Yo Gray, it's a one Chad, from old times. Like, the one from The Skyler forums... when I had a life (Err... well a lack of one?).



      But women are better because testicles are a target.

      "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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        #4
        Re: Battle of the Sexes!

        Peeing standing up > Peeing sitting down

        "THIS THINGS I BELIEVE."
        Eat Smello.

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          #5
          Re: Battle of the Sexes!

          Unlerss you want atomized urine all over your walls, towels, and floor. Women are superior in that regard.
          The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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            #6
            Re: Battle of the Sexes!

            Women can nag you do death though.

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              #7
              Re: Battle of the Sexes!

              But men can usually beat their women if nagged too much. Not that I would recommend it, but the capability certainly exists.
              The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                Women get to play with their own boobies.
                Do what you wish

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                  #9
                  Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                  Women get to play with their own boobies.
                  I think this just ended the whole arguement right there.

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                    #10
                    Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                    Yeah, honestly. Ever see that Farscape episode? Y'know, that one Farscape episode?

                    Plus, women's equipment are safely tucked away behind bras or inside their bodies. Vaginas are safe and comfortable and unseen. Women can safely cross their legs. They don't need to fear kicking or soccer balls, or soccer balls getting kicked at them. They can day dream about sex all they want in class and actually STAND UP without fear of embarrassment! Vaginas would be perfect fortresses, if they weren't so deliciously penetrable.

                    Men on the other hand are in constant danger with so many THINGS dangling between their legs. Intelligent design? Yeah ****ing right. Vaginas have no fear of getting chopped off.

                    Unless she's born on the veldt, women got it made.
                    Last edited by Magus; 04-06-2006, 09:36 PM.

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                      #11
                      Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                      While women have everything on the inside, men have everything on the outside. So if something were to go wrong (sickness, injury) you are able to detect/see it and treat it before it gets any worse.

                      So there for: men have it made

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                        #12
                        Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                        Women bleed for days every month and don't die.
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                          #13
                          Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                          Originally posted by Alzar
                          Women bleed for days every month and don't die.
                          Thanks Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
                          Do what you wish

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                            #14
                            Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                            They didn't come up with that.

                            For the record: getting hit in the crotch hurts no matter what gender you are.

                            Shaving armpits < Not shaving armpits.

                            Advantage: Men
                            Last edited by Nixon; 04-06-2006, 10:09 PM.
                            Eat Smello.

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                              #15
                              Re: Battle of the Sexes!

                              Men don't have to shave ANYTHING.

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