What I'd do if I had no pride.

[Kire]

I'd be able to do my tae bo workout in front of my boyfriend during the day. If I don't do it in the morning when he's asleep, that window of opportunity has officially closed. Seriously, you look like a bigger ass during that workout then if you were playing DDR in a ronald mcdonald costume with nipple tassels.

I'd also lift weights at work at my desk when I'm not doing anything between tasks and milestones. Why do you think I have the time to type this?

I'd bring my toothbrush with me so I could do it in the company bathroom if I don't have time to before work. After all, you only seem like 75% of a total freak in doing so.

*runs old Nickalodeon theme* wha-wha-what would you do???

[Ryner]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

I'd be able to do my tae bo workout in front of my boyfriend during the day. If I don't do it in the morning when he's asleep, that window of opportunity has officially closed. Seriously, you look like a bigger ass during that workout then if you were playing DDR in a ronald mcdonald costume with nipple tassels.

Something tells me your black albino homosexual boyfriend won't that judgmental of your work out.

[Kire]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

Sure he is...especially if I accidentally kick him in the face while he's trying to play Elite Beat Agents.

[IRC]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

Don't for get legally blind.

[Alzar]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

I walk past a tae-bo class every day after my gym class. There are three guys in front and I think "Gawd, they look so lame, why are they doing that" and then as I walk past I see bouncing girls around them and I'm like "Ahh I see."

Though this doesn't apply to your situation

[Kire]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

legally blind kinda goes along w/ the whole being albino thing.

My reason for doing it is it really is a kickass workout. If I could stay on it w/out getting sick or getting off of it er anything, I'd be in hella good shape.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

Sometimes I think maybe I should exercise once in a while or eat right or something. But then I remember it's good for your health and could extend my lifespan which is the last thing I want.

[Owl of Parliament]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

Sounds like you're making excuses not to get in shape.

[Jamos' Old Account]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

I used to work out, then I substituted that with eating more.

[Red Dragon]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

Sometimes I think maybe I should exercise once in a while or eat right or something. But then I remember it's good for your health and could extend my lifespan which is the last thing I want.

I am very depressed right now

[Alzar]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

My reason for doing it is it really is a kickass workout. If I could stay on it w/out getting sick or getting off of it er anything, I'd be in hella good shape.

although it is a good workout, the thing that prevents me from doing it is, i did something like it when i was around 10 - pretending to fight off invisible ninjas

[Kire]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

Yeah, and you were in great shape! Right?

Something tells me you'll be fighting more off if you get a Wii.

[Alzar]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

i WAS in great shape. it's how i conditioned for karate.

maybe i should fight off invisible ninjas right now...

[Kire]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

I should go beat up random thugs in the street to get in shape. Then they'd scream, "BARF!" blink out and leave behind coins. It'd be good for me AND profitable!!!

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: What I'd do if I had no pride.

Sounds like you're making excuses not to get in shape.

Not really. I don't need excuses, I know full well I don't exercise because I'm lazy and I don't care. I just don't have any reason to get in shape.