At least I can say that I did it.

[Chad]

Ok, so my friends and I are playing a card game. It's called 1,000 Blank White Cards. One of my friends made a card, Odd Grass Craving, that said, "When a player uses this card, if (s)he can get a handful of grass within 30 seconds, they are awarded with 1000 points, otherwise they lose 2000." Now, I live on the second floor, so I sneakily put my shoes on and readied myself for my turn. As soon as it was my turn, I threw the card to the table, began to run and yelled, "Start counting," and then regrettably, "*******!"

I dashed down the stairs past the first floor, and then to the grass. I grabbed a handful and jetted back up the stairs. When I tried the door, it did not move. I figured it was being held shut and I backed up a step, and shoulder charged the door. I was wrong. The door was, in fact, locked.

So I busted through the door and into the house. I got debris in my eyes, broke the door-frame and screws and the metal housings for the doors lock and such came right out of the wall. I successfully busted my door down. Then my room mate got extremely ****** about it and said he was gone. He just left with his girlfriend.

But hey, I got 1000 points and at least I can say that I've busted down a door.


Anyone else do something that you just sit back and sigh, "I once..."

[Loki]

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I always wanted to play 1000 blank cards but all my friends are lame-os.

[altoecko]

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Holy hell! I just bought index cards to play this game just today. Me and my friends are gonna get together and play it soon.


EDIT - Oh, and atleast I can say that I peed in a bush on the side of Mt. Fuji when I went to Japan. It wasn't smart of me, it was cold.

Double EDIT - Steam gave me away.

[Ryner]

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I believe I've just discovered the ultimate drinking game.

[archerarmored]

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high school style,

you're going down

you cannot evade my mass tolerance for keystone light


i drink beer in the shower so it hits me faster, biology put to use

[Funk]

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That 1,000 Blank White Cards game sounds kick ass. But with some of the people I know it is liable to get someone landed in prison.

[Nixon]

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You should have announced yourself by saying "OH YEAH!!!"

Anyone else do something that you just sit back and sigh, "I once..."

I set the dining room table on fire.

[hitogoroshi]

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How exactly does it work?
[EDIT: Oh, didn't see that was a hyperlink. Thought it was just an outline.]
[EDIT EDIT: And I'm still a bit confused. Can anyone make it a bit clearer?]

[Chad]

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Well, I think we play it a bit improper, but I like how it flows. Basically you pass out a number of index cards to everyone before the game. We've gone with anywhere from 15 - 25. Then you draw up cards with a description, picture, and title. The main goal of the game is to award or deduct points, but the subgoal is pretty much to get ridiculous. You then shuffle all of the cards together along with a number of blank cards.

Deal 5 to every player. Each turn you draw a card and play one card. You can play a card onto anyone, unless stated in the card. Then we play until the cards run out and everyone has used all of their cards.

P.S. Do you think that this topic should be about white cards? Should I change the title and showcase cards?

[Snarf]

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I once sweet talked a bouncer, at the Hard Rock Cafe in DC, into giving me his Green Lantern ring

[Chrome Homura]

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Snarf again.

I could say a lot of things I've done.....
Just not in the free forum.

[BlueSenshi]

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1,000 Blank White Cards sounds fun. I have a lot of wacky friends, so I doubt we'd have trouble thinking of things to put on the cards.

I set the dining room table on fire.

This reminded me that my dining room table has a noticeable burn spot on it.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

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You should have announced yourself by saying "OH YEAH!!!" I set the dining room table on fire.

That would have been AWESOME.

How did you set your table on fire?

Don't feel too bad, dude. One year, on New Year's Eve, my cousins and I broke two doors at my Aunt's house in one night. My one cousin was a tyrant and bossed her brother and I around, so we hid in his room to play GI Joes or something because we hated Barbie and she wanted to coerce us into playing something SHE wanted to play and make us miserable. We put a chair under the door to keep her out, and she pushed so hard she splintered the door near the hinges.

Then we were all playing catch later and throwing a ball around in the basement because we were bored, and in an attempt to catch it my cousin backed into another door. It was one of those folding wooden closet doors, and when she backed into it it collapsed into itself.

My Uncle was so mad that he took both of their bedroom doors off for a couple of weeks.

I hope you're not hurt. The debris in the eyes sounds nasty.

[Nixon]

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How did you set your table on fire?

I thought I'd mentioned this before on the pav, so I didn't elaborate.

I think I was about 6 years old, and the last person left at the dinner table that evening. One of my siblings had made a paper mache advent (christmas) wreath, and it was in the middle of the table. The candles on it were still lit, so I touched a piece of my napkin to the flames.

I was captivated by the fire, until it reached my hand, then I flicked it away. It landed on the wreath, which instantly caught fire. I calmly walked in and alerted my mom, who was on the other side of the house. I just told her there was "something" she needed to see. She didn't think it was serious because I wasn't freaking out. She finally noticed and put the fire out, which turned the wreath into this smoldering black blob. We scraped the blob off the table once it dried. The table wasn't too bad off, I think it might have left a stain.

[ErikaFuzzbottom]

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At least you were calm. Kids seem to be more calm than adults in emergency situations, it seems.

I got something. I was at my then-youngest cousins' home. I forget the specific details of the event, but the brother ran into the house and locked me out when I was chasing him. So I hit the window on the door as hard as I can with the palm of my hand. It broke. There were a couple pieces of glass that had to be taken out of my skin at the doctor's office.