To me, the worst music ever (or at least, music that is actually liked by people) is a tie between Dragonforce and Panic! at the Disco.
Dragonforce is the gayest band ever, and all their lyrics and song titles are some of the stupidest words ever put next to each other. Look at the lyrics for this one song "Fury of the Storm" (as if the title wasn't bad enough already):
Ohh, Ohhh, Ohhhhhhhh
We are riding for the battle field in force tonight
Fury of the darkest evil cry for war
Far beyond the boundaries of hell and starlight
On the road to lands unknown forever more
Through the caverns far below our quest will lead us
Onwards through the ice and snow forever more
Standing fighting full of hate the time has come now
Stand and sound the guns of glory cry for war
It honestly goes on like that. I know some nerds who like them and every time any song by them comes on I instantly break down into tears. Their whole image is like something that fat D&D nerds would come up with in 7th grade. "Yo what if it had some dragons, and it was like... riding into battle for the BATTLE OF HELL??" "Oh man, radical!" Of course, 11 year olds can't play guitar as quickly as in Dragonforce, but they could simulate all the rad solos by playing a 3-note arpeggio over and over and then speeding it up in Sound Recorder. TECHNICAL PLAYING!
Panic! at the Disco is self-explanatory, if you've ever heard them, and if you haven't, don't. All my girl-friends, and friends that wish they were girls try to get me to listen to them, and every time I grudginly say yes I immediately regret it. Not only are they the most talentless new trend-rock band (and that's saying a lot), everything they do is full of undeserved pretentiousness, like their song names, which are second only to the Flaming Lips in terms of length and sheer idiocy. Examples are "Every day I thank God for Esteban" and "The Only Difference Between Suicide and Martyrdom is Press Coverage". Take that, the establishment!
Anyway, I know I will catch a lot of flak because nerds are Dragonforce's only fanbase, so if you think that I am an idiot for disliking them, explain why in no less than 300 words. Otherwise, what do YOU think is the worst music ever?????
Dragonforce is the gayest band ever, and all their lyrics and song titles are some of the stupidest words ever put next to each other. Look at the lyrics for this one song "Fury of the Storm" (as if the title wasn't bad enough already):
Ohh, Ohhh, Ohhhhhhhh
We are riding for the battle field in force tonight
Fury of the darkest evil cry for war
Far beyond the boundaries of hell and starlight
On the road to lands unknown forever more
Through the caverns far below our quest will lead us
Onwards through the ice and snow forever more
Standing fighting full of hate the time has come now
Stand and sound the guns of glory cry for war
It honestly goes on like that. I know some nerds who like them and every time any song by them comes on I instantly break down into tears. Their whole image is like something that fat D&D nerds would come up with in 7th grade. "Yo what if it had some dragons, and it was like... riding into battle for the BATTLE OF HELL??" "Oh man, radical!" Of course, 11 year olds can't play guitar as quickly as in Dragonforce, but they could simulate all the rad solos by playing a 3-note arpeggio over and over and then speeding it up in Sound Recorder. TECHNICAL PLAYING!
Panic! at the Disco is self-explanatory, if you've ever heard them, and if you haven't, don't. All my girl-friends, and friends that wish they were girls try to get me to listen to them, and every time I grudginly say yes I immediately regret it. Not only are they the most talentless new trend-rock band (and that's saying a lot), everything they do is full of undeserved pretentiousness, like their song names, which are second only to the Flaming Lips in terms of length and sheer idiocy. Examples are "Every day I thank God for Esteban" and "The Only Difference Between Suicide and Martyrdom is Press Coverage". Take that, the establishment!
Anyway, I know I will catch a lot of flak because nerds are Dragonforce's only fanbase, so if you think that I am an idiot for disliking them, explain why in no less than 300 words. Otherwise, what do YOU think is the worst music ever?????
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