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I love spam mail.

[Redneck 2000]

Re: Perspordinant message from your personal contact!

"Elaborate Haze" and "Marketwise Padlock" are kinda cool band names...

[rubs neckbeard thoughtfully]

[Ryner]

Re: Perspordinant message from your personal contact!

14 year-olds dont get neck beards.

[Caciss]

Re: Perspordinant message from your personal contact!

I like "individual edison."

[Jamos' Old Account]

Re: Perspordinant message from your personal contact!

I like how it sounds like a conversation with my friends. No one has any idea what we are saying and it goes nowhere. Good times... good times.....

[Redneck 2000]

Re: Perspordinant message from your personal contact!

14 year-olds dont get neck beards.

Somebody's jealous!

[strikes a match on neckbeard]

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Perspordinant message from your personal contact!

I got this spam mail recently

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I read it out loud and quite possibly cast a hex on myself.

[John Mora]

Re: Perspordinant message from your personal contact!

[rubs neckbeard thoughtfully]

Impossible--people with neckbeards don't have thoughts.

[Redneck 2000]

Re: Perspordinant message from your personal contact!

Impossible--people with neckbeards don't have thoughts.

...and if you look to your left, you'll see John Mora making a substantially funnier "neckbeard" joke than Ryner's, beating him at his own game

ooohh ahh

[snaps pictures]