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    PornStation Portable strikes again.

    An NBA Video Game has More Than Basketball

    Jacob Woods just wanted to play the latest N-B-A video game, but the disc he brought home from the store had nothing to do with basketball.

    When the eleven-year-old Stokes County boy installed the video into his Playstation Portable, what played was a pornographic movie.

    Tony Woods says the game box was sealed and wrapped when he bought it at a local Wal-Mart.

    A Wal-Mart spokeswoman says the company will exchange the tape or refund the video for a new one. She says the chain will also work with the manufacturer to determine what happened.

    Tony Woods says he's contacted an attorney, but also says he just wants his son to get the right video before he goes on a trip next week.
    Maybe NBA stood for Naughty Babes Anniversary or something.
    Last edited by DarkwingChuck; 07-15-2006, 06:09 PM.
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    What kind of boy whines to his mother about that?

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      #3
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      Originally posted by Vonwert
      What kind of boy whines to his mother about that?
      "Moooom, I wanted to play basketball and all I got was boobies! "
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        An attorney? Jeez. Its not like its gonna scar him for life. MY SON SAW TEH PRONZ! I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!

        Just give him the game he wanted, and say sorry this happened. Thats all he should get.

        On the other hand, mabye the kid was messing around with homebrew hacked stuff on his PSP and got caught with porn, and made up a story?

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          Re: PornStation Portable strikes again.

          depends on what kind of porno it was.

          if it was backdoor sluts 9...

          then god help.

          GOD HELP HIM

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            #6
            Re: PornStation Portable strikes again.

            NBA Basketball game - 40 - 50 dollars.
            Porn Video - 10 - 20 dollars.


            I'd be pretty disappointed as well. Not attorney disappointed, but disappointed none the less. That is, after I study the evidence.

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              #7
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              Say what? The only porn I've seen on PSP is the Japanese porn UMDs (don't those have regionlocks anyway?) and the kind you put on your memory stick yourself. Are we supposed to believe that EA put porn on his NBA whateverthefk UMD?

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                #8
                Re: PornStation Portable strikes again.

                good luck proving that this acualy happend. the packaging, unless its a porno, probaly states the nba game so its gona be impossible to prove that the disk came in the package - not to mention its very unlikely. i am prety sure the mother is a lieing sac of crap like most of the other dillrods out there.

                realy, walmart selling a porno? a game company acidently putting a porno in a game/video package? maybe the question lies in where the child bought the thing himself?

                stupid people in a stupid world.

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                  Re: PornStation Portable strikes again.

                  Maybe NBA stood for Naughty Babes Anniversary or something.
                  Terrible, too forced. You shouldn't try so hard. Let it come naturally, man. Let it flow.
                  Last edited by Ryner; 07-16-2006, 11:28 PM.
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                    Re: PornStation Portable strikes again.

                    Originally posted by Karr Lord of Chaos
                    good luck proving that this acualy happend. the packaging, unless its a porno, probaly states the nba game so its gona be impossible to prove that the disk came in the package - not to mention its very unlikely. i am prety sure the mother is a lieing sac of crap like most of the other dillrods out there.

                    realy, walmart selling a porno? a game company acidently putting a porno in a game/video package? maybe the question lies in where the child bought the thing himself?

                    stupid people in a stupid world.
                    Well, it's the father, Tony Woods, seeking an attorney. In fact, maybe he's the one thought bought the porn in the first place. I wouldn't mind being on that jury. Of course this isn't a jury trial situation, just metaphorically.
                    Originally posted by Ryner
                    Terrible, too forced. You shouldn't try so hard. Let it come naturally, man. Let it flow.
                    It came to mind as soon as I read the story but I couldn't think of anything good for the A.
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                      Re: PornStation Portable strikes again.

                      Originally posted by Fushigi Renamon
                      "Moooom, I wanted to play basketball and all I got was boobies! "
                      At least he still got some bouncing action.
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                        #12
                        Re: PornStation Portable strikes again.

                        Originally posted by Ryner
                        Terrible, too forced. You shouldn't try so hard. Let it come naturally, man. Let it flow.
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                          #13
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                          Naughty Babe Action.

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                            #14
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                            Why can't this ever happen to me?!

                            That kid was probably non-hetro or some hardcore religious nut.
                            And no. Sueing over that won't repair the kid's mind.

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                              #15
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                              Or he was 11 and not interested in sex.

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