Pray For My Truck

[Alex]

Pray for my truck. (http://coveredbaptists.proboards31.com/index.cgi?board=prayer&action=display&num=1105965794)

Pray for my husband's job. (http://coveredbaptists.proboards31.com/index.cgi?board=prayer&action=display&num=1101136893)

Pray for my sore throat. (http://coveredbaptists.proboards31.com/index.cgi?board=prayer&action=display&num=1100029557)


Horrible. (http://coveredbaptists.proboards31.com/index.cgi?board=prayer)

[Vanilla Iced Tea]

Wow, Christians are praying about stuff.

Alert the presses.

[Ryner]

They're not Christians, they're Baptists.

[Funk]

Quick: distract them with prayers so they can't be homophobic and burn things!

[The Toecutter]

If christians like burning things, then i may be their new best friend.

[Translucid]

No, pray for my truck, ass.

[Alex]

It just suprised me that this one person posted five or more threads wanting prayers.

I thought they were reserved for tsunamis and lost children. Not old trucks.

[Funk]

They burn Harry Potter books, Ouija boards, and Tarot Cards. The fumes smell like Satan's anus, or so the Christians claim.

[highwind]

I was born out of satan's ass.

[TheHonorableRyu]

What did he eat?! :o I want what he had.

[Kefka Jr.]

I was born out of satan's ass.:doofus!

I remember when I used to say an Our Father every night.

Golly, how far I've fallen from grace.

[highwind]

FWMP!