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Alex
02-03-2005, 10:47 PM
Pray for my truck. (http://coveredbaptists.proboards31.com/index.cgi?board=prayer&action=display&num=1105965794)

Pray for my husband's job. (http://coveredbaptists.proboards31.com/index.cgi?board=prayer&action=display&num=1101136893)

Pray for my sore throat. (http://coveredbaptists.proboards31.com/index.cgi?board=prayer&action=display&num=1100029557)


Horrible. (http://coveredbaptists.proboards31.com/index.cgi?board=prayer)

Vanilla Iced Tea
02-03-2005, 10:54 PM
Wow, Christians are praying about stuff.

Alert the presses.

Ryner
02-03-2005, 10:55 PM
They're not Christians, they're Baptists.

Funk
02-03-2005, 10:56 PM
Quick: distract them with prayers so they can't be homophobic and burn things!

The Toecutter
02-03-2005, 10:57 PM
If christians like burning things, then i may be their new best friend.

Translucid
02-03-2005, 11:00 PM
No, pray for my truck, ass.

Alex
02-03-2005, 11:00 PM
It just suprised me that this one person posted five or more threads wanting prayers.

I thought they were reserved for tsunamis and lost children. Not old trucks.

Funk
02-03-2005, 11:00 PM
They burn Harry Potter books, Ouija boards, and Tarot Cards. The fumes smell like Satan's anus, or so the Christians claim.

highwind
02-03-2005, 11:50 PM
I was born out of satan's ass.

TheHonorableRyu
02-04-2005, 04:01 AM
What did he eat?! :o I want what he had.

Kefka Jr.
02-04-2005, 12:32 PM
I was born out of satan's ass.:doofus!

I remember when I used to say an Our Father every night.

Golly, how far I've fallen from grace.

highwind
02-04-2005, 12:33 PM
FWMP!