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    Teacher Regrets Murderous Essay Assignment

    ST. JOSEPH, Mo. - A high school teacher has apologized for asking students to write about who they would kill and how they would do it, and officials said he will likely keep his job.

    Michael Maxwell, who teaches industrial technology at Central High School, said his request that students in his beginning drafting class describe how they would carry out a murder was merely a writing prompt. It was not clear why he asked the drafting class to write fiction.

    "I made a horrible mistake that I regret," Maxwell said. "I want to apologize to my students, my colleagues and to the community."

    The April 21 writing request, which Maxwell said was not a formal assignment, came to the attention of administrators when a parent of one of the students filed a complaint with Principal Barton Albright.

    Albright expressed regret and apologized for Maxwell's "lapse of judgment."

    "He's an exemplary person ... this is very out of character," the principal said.

    St. Joseph School District spokesman Steve Huff declined to discuss possible disciplinary measures because the matter is considered a personnel issue. But he said the incident probably isn't serious enough to cost Maxwell his job.

    About 25 to 30 students from ninth through 12th grades were in the class, Albright said.

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    The messed up part is this teacher gets 30 students to write a essay about who they'd kill and it isn't "serious" but if one kid writes one on his own he's getting arrested and expelled. I've heard news stories about grade schoolers being expelled or suspended because they made a frightening remark and the school always says they have a "zero tolerance policy" and "better safe than sorry". I guess that doesn't apply to the teachers.
    Last edited by DarkwingChuck; 05-15-2006, 04:47 AM.
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    First Id follow them, find out there habits, when they leave home, when they are alone, etc, but not be obvious that Im doing so otherwise people would notice. Then wait until the right time then BAM!!

    Probably a good ol' stabbing. Multiple stabs to the back while covering their mouth. Take the knife with you so you leave no prints or weapon, and wear gloves. Then just leave them wherever you did it. Then leave. No real way anybody could find out it was you, unless you really messed up. ie, they cut you and you bleed everywhere, they know who you are and get away, etc.

    Hell, its suprisingly easy to just walk out at night and knife some random person and get away with it. Hell I bet you could call the police right after killing somebody and be all like "POLICE HELP! I HEARD A SCREAM AND CAME OVER AND FOUND SOMEBODY WHO HAD JUST BEEN KILLED!! THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE! OMFG!"

    Its just that you have to have the balls to do it, and my balls arent nearly large enough. Plus Ive never really had the feeling of wanting to kill somebody. Brutaly maim and beat the crap out of people so they suffer, but never kill.

    *Countdown till the police knock on Crunks front door*

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    Last edited by The_Real_Crunk; 05-15-2006, 05:11 AM. Reason: DUN DUN DUN

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      #3
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      I'd handcuff him to the flagpole by the leg and give him a hacksaw. Then I'd tell him I poisoned his milk, and the only way to get the antidote would be to saw his leg off. Then, after he cut off his leg and drank the antidote, I'd push him off a cliff.
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          I wrote an essay about killing Staffmaster in Sociology.
          "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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            See? It's always some nosey ass parent sticking it where it isn't welcome. Although that assignment irked me, you'd think the kids would be old enough to say "Wow, this is ****** up Mr. Psycho!"... ?
            Quote of the moment - "When you cut down a tree, don't stand near it."

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              I found it funnier because of the song Maxwell Murder by Rancid.

              "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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                I would take the person I wanted to kill to Florida, then stab them and throw them into a lake where crocodiles live, and let them devour the body, and blame the death on them.

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                  Considering it's fiction, the security moms shouldn't be getting their panties in a wad. The only thing wrong with his assignment was that it wasn't politically correct today.

                  He wasn't encouraging anyone to actually kill someone if the posted article is correct, just granting the students a chance to explore their dark side. But some overzealous parents would rather have that kept locked up, instead of confronted. I can understand some parents being concerned, but there is no logical reason to actually repremand the teacher for it. It was an excercise of critial thought, albeit a bit dark.

                  Likewise, many students who write similar fiction that get expelled and/or arrested is also an example of the disgusting control of thought being initiated in this country. One student was in fact arrested for writing a fictional zombie story that involved his school and various political figures. Fiction is fiction. If the security moms don't like it, they should be happier in one of those communist countries where free thought is routinely suppressed, and stay the **** out of America where free thought and exchange of ideas is supposed to be encouraged, regardless of their content.

                  Honestly, I'd have admired a teacher like that.



                  *note: this was said partially toungue in cheek, partially serious. If you don't understand, read it again and reflect on it until you do. I'm not going to walk you through it.
                  The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                    they should be happier in one of those communist countries where free thought is routinely suppressed,
                    Like America?
                    America where free thought and exchange of ideas is supposed to be encouraged, regardless of their content.
                    Sounds like someone's got a case of the sposeta's.
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                      I once wrote a ****ed up entry in my high school psychology journal.

                      I scared the **** out of my teacher and had a good long talk with the vice principal. If I had written **** like that now I probably would never have graduated from high school.

                      Unfortunately, since a few kids with serious mental problems decided to shoot up their schools nobody makes a distinction anymore between disturbed teenagers writing fiction and psychotic teenagers planning to turn the school into a war zone.

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                        Unfortunately, since a few kids with serious mental problems decided to shoot up their schools nobody makes a distinction anymore between disturbed teenagers writing fiction and psychotic teenagers planning to turn the school into a war zone.
                        And why should they?

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                          Unfortunately, since a few kids with serious mental problems decided to shoot up their schools nobody makes a distinction anymore between disturbed teenagers writing fiction and psychotic teenagers planning to turn the school into a war zone.
                          I dont think it has anything to do with mental problems. its kids being bulled, and treated like trash every day, in and out without end, and eventually snapping. It's easy to blame it all on the kids who brought guns to school, no one would dare blame the kids that got shot. well, I do. these assholes have no idea that they can screw someone up for life when they're tormentingthe "easy target" kids. Do I believe they deserved to die for what they do? no. do I think they deserve to get shot? sure. I was put through hell in middle school, and there's plenty of people I would not hesitate to blast the kneecaps off from for what they did to me, consequences be damned.



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                            Originally posted by Vonwert
                            I would take the person I wanted to kill to Florida, then stab them and throw them into a lake where crocodiles live, and let them devour the body, and blame the death on them.
                            That actually happened once. I saw it on cold case files. They were able to determine it wasn't the crocodiles' fault because of the knife notches on the skeleton. >.>
                            "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                              then you just stab them in the gut over and over. no bones hit, no knife marks.



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