Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Are all cops this stupid?

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Are all cops this stupid?

    Power-up prank lands gamers in trouble

    In the town of Ravenna, Ohio, five teenage girls, ages 16 and 17, crafted some life-sized power-up boxes modeled after those in the NES classic, Super Mario Brothers. The cardboard boxes were covered in shiny, gold wrapping paper and had the black question marks familiar to most gamers. As an April Fools joke, the girls laid 17 of these boxes around the town in public spaces Friday morning.

    The humor was lost on some residents, however. After noticing one package on the steps of a church, a concerned citizen reported the "suspicious package" to local authorities, who called in the county's hazardous materials unit and the bomb squad.

    The girls face possible criminal charges for their actions. While most in the online community think the authority's actions are a tad extreme, Ravenna Police Chief Randall McCoy defends the proceedings of his department.

    "The potential is always present when dealing with a suspicious package that it could be deadly," McCoy told the Record-Courier. "In today's day and age, you just cannot do this kind of stuff."
    This whole "suspicious package" = ZOMG SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB!!! thing is getting way out of hand.
    I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

    #2
    Re: Are all cops this stupid?

    That is quite sad. They should have used mushrooms instead. Who would called the bomb squad on that one? Though, NARC might get involved.
    I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

    Comment


      #3
      Re: Are all cops this stupid?

      This whole "suspicious package" = ZOMG SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB!!! thing is getting way out of hand.
      Better safe than sorry.
      Ryner's Games

      Simple Man's Quest for the Playground* - Winner: Pavilionite Biography Contest - Click Here!

      Monster Must Die - Winner: Halloween Horror Contest - Click Here!

      All you need to play is a computer, no outside program necessary!

      Comment


        #4
        Re: Are all cops this stupid?

        Well, not EVERYONE is familiar with the mario bros.
        http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

        Comment


          #5
          Re: Are all cops this stupid?

          Who?
          I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

          Comment


            #6
            Re: Are all cops this stupid?

            i have to say if i notice a suspicious package, my first instinct is to kick/poke it, not call the cops. if it ticks, is crazy heavy, or explodes, then i'd call the cops.

            Comment


              #7
              Re: Are all cops this stupid?

              Originally posted by Ryner
              Better safe than sorry.
              How is anyone made safer by this idiocy?

              Everybody knows terrorists wear their bombs now. Box bombs are so 90's.
              I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

              Comment


                #8
                Re: Are all cops this stupid?

                I'm not saying the girls should face charges or anthing, that'd be dumb. But if cops see a suspicios package, they cant just ignore it.

                The fact that it was decorated like a Mario Brothers box really isn't important.
                Last edited by Ryner; 04-04-2006, 02:45 AM.
                Ryner's Games

                Simple Man's Quest for the Playground* - Winner: Pavilionite Biography Contest - Click Here!

                Monster Must Die - Winner: Halloween Horror Contest - Click Here!

                All you need to play is a computer, no outside program necessary!

                Comment


                  #9
                  Re: Are all cops this stupid?

                  Except I doubt someone would hide a bomb by wrapping it in shiny gold paper. But I'm not referring just to this case. A similar thing happened in my town when a "suspicious package" was found near a construction site. Turns out it was part of the construction job which was found out after the bomb squad destroyed it. Caution without common sense is just paranoia and when the cops are just as paranoid it quickly turns to hysteria. I can' remember the last time hysterical panic made anybody safer.
                  I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Re: Are all cops this stupid?

                    I dont see any panic.
                    Ryner's Games

                    Simple Man's Quest for the Playground* - Winner: Pavilionite Biography Contest - Click Here!

                    Monster Must Die - Winner: Halloween Horror Contest - Click Here!

                    All you need to play is a computer, no outside program necessary!

                    Comment


                      #11
                      Re: Are all cops this stupid?

                      As long as there are mad men willing to do harm to others this kind of thing will happen. Ryner is right that it is better to be safe than sorry. I do admit that everyone is too ****ing paranoid, though. Everyone needs to relax and play Super Mario Brothers.
                      I had to change accounts. I'm here now - http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=1475

                      Comment


                        #12
                        Re: Are all cops this stupid?

                        When the bomb squad clears out an area and warns everybody about the myriad dangers involved especially when a bomb contains biological agents, there tends to be some panic. Then it turns out to be a misplaced handbag containing nothing more sinister than a tampon. Which admittedly is pretty dang sinister but not something the bomb squad can do anything about.

                        I guess being in the middle of a "bomb scare" that could've been completely avoided by somebody simply asking "Hey, does this belong here?" soured me to the whole situation. I guess I just don't get it, apparently you're better safe than sorry even when nobody ends up better or safer but just sorry.
                        Last edited by DarkwingChuck; 04-04-2006, 03:31 AM.
                        I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

                        Comment


                          #13
                          Re: Are all cops this stupid?

                          What if the boxes had been bombs? Then all those people would be dead now.

                          And you don't want that, do you?
                          [cen

                          Comment


                            #14
                            Re: Are all cops this stupid?

                            This happened in Ohio.

                            Ohio is horrible and stupid.

                            Case closed.

                            Comment


                              #15
                              Re: Are all cops this stupid?

                              You ever see that Law An Order epidode with the briefcase on the bus full of children.

                              Bomb Squad: Well it's not a bomb
                              Detective: Well what is it?
                              Bomb Squad: It's worse.
                              Detective:?
                              Bomb Squad: It's a body.


                              Better safe than sorry.

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X