Survival of the fittest

[The_Real_Crunk]

How many of you have had things happen to you where, if it was survival of the fittest, you wouldnt be here right now.

Ex.
-When I was born I had the umbelical cord wrapped around my neck, so they had to perform a c-section.
-When I was 8 I had my appendix removed.

Id have died long ago if we lived by the laws of the jungle!

[Ryner]

Re: Survival of the fittest

One time when I was walking home it was really cold out.

[Rodak]

Re: Survival of the fittest

I've been dead for 26 years.

[Roland Of Gilead]

Re: Survival of the fittest

I think most of us would be dead or dying.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: Survival of the fittest

I had a killer asthma attack when I was three.

I don't mean killer as in it could have killed me, I mean it was awesome.

[Chrome Homura]

Re: Survival of the fittest

We already are dying. One day at a time.

[OmegaD3k]

Re: Survival of the fittest

I almost fainted at that sight up there ^

Me?

- Survived Salmonella at the age of 10.. (I was officially declared a Bio-Hazard by the docs. It was awesome)
- Had a stomach problem (German: “Entzuendung”) for 5 months which never seemed to go away until all the sudden the pains and problems where gone..
- Had tonsillitis four times a year for 4 years back when I was a kid. (Had my tonsils removed and now I haven’t been really sick since then!)
- Now I’m trying to solve this darn problem I have with my right wrist/hand… It burns and feel ‘uncomfortable’… Had this since October last year. With each month it’s getting a wee bit better.

I would have been kaputt years ago.
EVERY NEW DAY IS A GIFT FROM GOD.

[Nixon]

Re: Survival of the fittest

I'm sure the asthma/allergy thing would've taken me out when I was a kid.

I didn't seek medical attention for severe case of pneumonia. It probably would've killed me if I hadn't been dragged to the hospital that day.

[Funk]

Re: Survival of the fittest

I'm too stubborn to die.

[Ryner]

Re: Survival of the fittest

Now that I think about it, I wish we did live in a survival of the fittest situation. That way I could watch Tashena with the four kids and no job and all the other scumbags on welfare be forced to either start working and contributing to society or freaking die and stop taking money out of my dads pocket that he works his butt off for.

[MRevelle83]

Re: Survival of the fittest

A suicide attempt, falling 20+ feet deep into a sewer (don't ask), jumping off a balcony, and getting sat on by a sibling when I was an infant are the only things that come to mind.

[RPGD]

Re: Survival of the fittest

There was one time when a pipe leading to the water heater in my bathroom ceiling burst whilst I was sleeping, splashing boiling water everywhere.

The noise woke me up and, thinking it was the toilet overflowing (which it used to do often at the time), I didn't care for it much. Then I noticed all the steam and dashed out of the room to inform everyone else in the vicinity about the problem. The repairpersons came over and fixed it. My floor was flooded.

If I hadn't gotten up, I'd have suffocated in my sleep, so I was lucky.

[Ryner]

Re: Survival of the fittest

I just hate the welfare system so much!!!!

[RPGD]

Re: Survival of the fittest

Who ARE you?

[Ryner]

Re: Survival of the fittest

A person who hates people on welfare.