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    Strange Pet Behavior.

    My rabbit squeaks, and farts in his sleep. unfortunately, his favorite place to sleep is on my pillow, right next to my head. he'll also randomly lick my chin at night.




    #2
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    My dog had his manhood surgically removed. He is lazy, overweight, and cowardly as hell.

    I WONDER WHY?

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      #3
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      My family's puppy got very familiar with another male dog.


      Very familiar.
      ...and that's why.

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        #4
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        ah, gay dogs. they're everywhere.

        I used to have a female beagle that would try to mount the neighbor's 3 year old daughter almost every time she saw her.

        we had to get rid of her, for obvious reasons.



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          #5
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          Monkey likes to kill people and take their faces.

          He beats up on almost all the plush toys.
          Eat Smello.

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            #6
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            My snake, when hungry, will literally lick my fingers, actually rubbing his toungue up and down on them. This is not the normal flicking of the toungue he does 99% of the time, but an actual rubbing.
            The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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              #7
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              My family's cat, Tigger, is...

              Nah, do I even need to explain it? Okay.

              Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun-fun-fun-fun-fun!

              Not really bouncing everywhere he goes like the toy character, but he's so wild, he might as well be. One thing he likes to do is attack the door panelings. He'll jump as high as he can on those things, and slide back down. He'll also get over the railing, sit facing away from the stairs below (they go into the basement), and play with his tail under the railing. He's fallen off a few times.

              The other cat, Dusty, is fat. Which isn't wierd in itself, but he seems to be aware of it, as he likes to eat lettuce.
              "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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                #8
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                My two cats will fight each other one minute and be the best of friends the next minute. Its wierd.

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                  #9
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                  My dog jumps over things a lot.

                  Although she fails to jump over things a lot more.
                  sig removed due to banned words being in playlist.

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                    #10
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                    My cat likes rubber bands. He smacks them across the floor. When he does, he thinks it's running away. This prompts him to run back and forth around the basement chasing the rubber band he's hitting.

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                      #11
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                      My dog is dead now, but she use to like racing us while riding on bikes.
                      I was like a Cloud once!!!!

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                        #12
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                        My brother's cat Leo gets all hyper and crap and starts running around the house in a frenzy. His tail gets all bushy and then he proceeds to run at max speed up and down the stairs.

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                          #13
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                          My cat kills hookers every third tuesday of the month.
                          "Develop your skills wisely...
                          youth doesn't last forever" - Rockman Dash 2

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                            #14
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                            My cat used to lick dust and ear wax. Now he's dead.
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                              #15
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                              Originally posted by ChaosKnightXD
                              My two cats will fight each other one minute and be the best of friends the next minute. Its wierd.
                              You sure they're not just playing? I know wild cats learn to fight by playing roughly.
                              "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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