What **** did you get for Christmas you stupid ugly nerds

[Redneck 2000]

Everyone loves Christmas (except the Jews) because you get all kinds of good things. This topic is the topic where you say what things YOU got, since I genuinely want to know.

Some things I have gotten so far (since sometimes I open presents early on Christmas eve, if you have a problem with it go eat my nutmegs, kindly):

- Ghost in the Shell: THE SPECIAL EDITION MOVIE DVD
- Resident Evil 4 (this is a videogame on PS2 for you low IQ internets)
- Madden: the year 2006 (this has football)
- Family Man: Edition 3 DVD collection (has allll the new TV episodes on it)
- Stewie Griffon's movie spectacular
- The Simpsons: The Seventh Season (in the shape of Marge's head, if you internet perverts wanted to know, because you think she's hot probably)

Tomorrow is the anniversary of the day Jesus married God, and therefore I'll get more presents then. However feel free to post whatever things you got until then so we can all either be jealous or laugh at you for being a poor bum or both (some people like being poor bums and wish they were one themselves)

EDIT BY HIGHWIND: No 'F' word.

[Manyak]

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I think Redneck stole my present.

[Ryner]

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Looks like Redneck has sipped a bit too much Nog.

[DarkwingChuck]

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My friend got me Mario Kart DS. It's my only present this Christmas but that's more than I've gotten for the last several years.

[Redneck 2000]

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Uh oh looks like redneck drank alcohol haha im laughing!

How about you two internets pick up your one's and zeros and actually reply to my topic? Or is that too much to ask from you?

[HolyPhoenix]

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Nothing yet, I have to wait tell tomorrow, but I think I am getting RPG Maker 1. Can't wait tell then.

[Vonwert]

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Here is what I know I am getting...

New computer

God of War

Katamari

F.E.A.R

And that is about it. Not sure what else I am getting.

Does anyone have other family members who no matter what, always give you crappy gifts, and seem to have no idea that it is better to just send money?

[The Dark Jester]

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A hooker farted in my mouth and asked if I could taste the cheese.

[John Mora]

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Ghost in the Shell: THE SPECIAL EDITION MOVIE DVD

It's actually a bit of a downgrade from the old print.

[Redneck 2000]

Re: What **** did you get for Christmas you stupid ugly nerds

It's actually a bit of a downgrade from the old print.

AND WHY IS THAT

[Libby]

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So, Santa gave you Ghost In the Shell rather then coal...well, too bad...at least it burns in pretty colors.

[Redneck 2000]

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So, you're a ****sucker

edit: nevermind, you're female. in that case you aren't a ****sucker because girls like you are too fat to get laid

[The Dark Jester]

Re: What **** did you get for Christmas you stupid ugly nerds

Now that deserves a Lollercoaster!

[Flatliner]

Re: What **** did you get for Christmas you stupid ugly nerds

I know that I'm getting a new skateboard. I think.

[Libby]

Re: What **** did you get for Christmas you stupid ugly nerds

So, you're a ****sucker

No, not really, the **** don't taste too good.

But Merry Christmas to you too.

Oh..Edit : On Topic Stuff - So far I got debts paid by my parents, and my boyfriend's parents got me a Teddy Bear with Vanilla Bodywash and Lotion. ^.^ I expect much electronics from my sig. other tomorrow!

(Oh, and for the record, I did not type in any bad words... Astricks are funny!)