E-mail spam

[Valkysas]

we all get plenty of it, so lets share the funniest stuff.

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[Ryner]

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A cornbread before a tender dish carefully ground a kosher eggs at the pot. Quickly the raw cinnamon until the boiling refrigerator deboned until the al dente beans. The water after the 350 degree avacados gently cleaned because of the preheated soy sauce. A greasy pears carelessly washed a flaky cinnamon. The topping around an utensil again threw away the broccoli. The pasta boiled briskly. The salt kneaded the boiling cinnamon. The preheated and boiling cream by an avacados kneaded before a succulent and succulent ice cream gently. Carelessly the raw beans by a tender dish stewed intently. Hungrily the 350 degree tabasco while the topping briskly deboned a black-eyed peas. The juicy onions to the burned and kosher water cleaned near the overripe olive oil. Intently the cinnamon washed after a preheated pasta. The preheated cinnamon thoroughly washed a succulent water. A delicious cream on a beans slowly baked the al dente ice cream.

[Vonwert]

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an absolute must see: choose a couple for a upcoming week. doxies get their buds smashed with rods

I about 3 spams a day.

[Big Rick Cook]

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I don't get anything weird like this.

[DarkwingChuck]

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Usually all I see of my spam folder is the empty button but just for you guys I checked. I removed the links cause we really don't want to spam up the pav do we?

Subject: Your invoice is ready

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Subject: Pre-approved Application #10959

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Customer Service Rep
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[Manyak]

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Subject: you gotta love that honeys burn from spicy salamis


The actual message is not free-form safe.

[hitogoroshi]

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I don't get cool spam like that. This is what I get:

<Email adress> to me


<url>
出会い系サイトを運営している田中と申します。今年は女性会員獲得に
レディコミ投稿や駅前でのティッシュ配布に１億を投資した結果男性会
員との比率が7：3になってしまい、女性からの苦情が出てしまって困っ
ています。そのためあなたを永久的に特別無料でお使いいただける特別
会員になっていただきたいと思っております。ニックネームの最後に
「*」を付けていただければこちらのほうで特別会員に設定させていた
だきます。
<url>
ゆっくりと高齢のお金もちの女性を見つけてリッチな生活を送ってみて
ください。

[Manyak]

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It's probably a language that you don't have the language pack installed for.

[Ryner]

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I dont have it saved or anything, but my favorite of all time was one telling me how I could get a piece of paper that would legally certify me as a lawlyer. "Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States, is the greatest lawler of all time, he did not have this piece of pape!"

[ErikaFuzzbottom]

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I never looked at my spam mail when I still had my hotmail account (my new account is from my internet provider, and so far completely spam-free). However, the titles alone were good indications. A lot of them were either From: someone I don't know, Title: someone I don't know; or they involved the enlarging or shrinking of very specific (and slangrific) sexual organs.

BTW, Hito, I don't know if you know this, but that's Japanese. Here's AltaVista's Engrish translation:

You say Tanaka who manages the encounter type sight. This year ratio of the result man meeting member who invests 100000000 on tissue distribution before the レディコミ contributing and the station in woman member acquisition 7: It becomes 3, complaint from the woman comes out and the difficulty っ て is. Because of that you being special free permanently, to use we would like you to become the special member whom it can receive. If nickname "*" you could attach lastly, it had made the special member set with this one, is, it comes. Slowly finding the woman of the money having of advanced age, rich please try leading life.

[hitogoroshi]

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I knew that was Japanesse. Thanks for translating. Heres more translated spam:

The impoliteness it does with the abrupt mail. We ask the one that the person who is moved this mail by annoyance, in addition it is unnecessary, to メアド which is on sentence end. We received appraisal as waiting room of the secret which just the man and woman of part utilizes increased, but the extent where the number of members is surprised by the fact that it releases generally it increased and furthermore vigor came out. The woman member of the number of people which exceed our expectations much we have become the circumstance where the entrance assembling and the man are not enough. As for the register & utilization the ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ & * * as for the register it is free from コチラ, * * * セレブ which has had more than enough the money one we are registered hard. Secret it limits to the man who can strictly observe, but also association of allowance aim at all is normal thing. It meaning that the one which copying メis registered is many, it is possible also to choose the partner whom you like. In addition, being to be able to withdraw with anytime, the ♪ it registers with ease and please it gives 5500 cyclotomic free points to the method which is finished certification. Trying experiencing making use of just no charge point, how, it does, the ょう? As for the register & utilization the ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ * as for one click fraud and overhead claim etc. altogether it is not from コチラ.