I need a laugh

[Ryner]

Please provide.

[Valkysas]

Re: I need a laugh

http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/member.php?u=448

[jvrlopez]

Re: I need a laugh

Here ya go-

[Sage of Creation]

Re: I need a laugh

So a crocodile goes to a doctor for a checkup. The doctor looks him over and
than gives him a blue pill and says,
"Here, take this."
The crocodile goes, "What is this?"
The doctor replies, "This is kind of like viagra."
Shocked, the crocodile looks at the doctor and says, "What do you mean? There's nothing wrong down there!"
The doctor replies, "This is for reptile dysfunction."

You never said what KIND of laugh...

[Owl of Parliament]

Re: I need a laugh

How many straight guys from San Francisco does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.

[Manyak]

Re: I need a laugh

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Michal Jackson was tried and found innocent of child molestation and Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon!

[Owl of Parliament]

Re: I need a laugh

EDIT: um... no.

[Sage of Creation]

Re: I need a laugh

um... no.

Aren't we dirty little children today.

[RPGD]

Re: I need a laugh

I shall amuse myself with mathematical humor:

A farmer was talking to a physicist about moving his cows across a wide river.

The physicist went home and did some calculations. He returned the next day and talked to the farmer.

"Okay, I've worked it out. Now, let's assume we have a perfectly spherical cow..."

[ErikaFuzzbottom]

Re: I need a laugh

Knock-knock.

[Manyak]

Re: I need a laugh

That's not very funny.

[Hedrum]

Re: I need a laugh

Go read some old posts by Lone Phantom.

EDIT: Lone Phantom

[Crimson Knight]

Re: I need a laugh

Hard to give a good laugh in a sterile environment.

Ok, two nuts walk into a bar...

[Ryner]

Re: I need a laugh

What if my life depended on this topic making me laugh? I'd be dead now, and you'd all feel guilty for not being funny. I hope you get penis cancer, all of you.

[Alzar]

Re: I need a laugh

penis cancer is funny