I got dat itis!

[DarkwingChuck]

I think I've got a cold or flu or dyptheria or something. I hate being sick. I'm all stuffy and achy and fevery. And of course I've got tests and research papers left and right so I can't take a day off school right now. It's probably one of those annoying 2-3 days things anyway so it should be gone pretty soon.

[Funk]

Re: I got dat itis!

Yeah, I was sick a few weeks back, but make sure you stay in touch with us so we know you're alive and well. My idiocy made my illness into something it wasn't...

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: I got dat itis!

The itis is like bears. Ignore it and it'll go away. It won't harm you if you don't give it a reason to.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: I got dat itis!

So if it's like bears then I shouldn't feed it hot dogs and poke it in the eye with a stick. Cause let me tell ya, the last time I went to the zoo. Well, long story short I not allowed back there til 2014.

[Ryner]

Re: I got dat itis!

Yeah, I was sick a few weeks back, but make sure you stay in touch with us so we know you're alive and well. The idiocy of others made my illness into something it wasn't...

Fixed your post, buddy.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: I got dat itis!

So today I feel worse than yesterday but hopefully this is the peak and it's all downhill from here. My mom wants me to go to the doctor but I have a test in Macroeconomics today and the teacher is a **** about make up tests. Pretty much if you can't let him know days ahead of time you're screwed.

[Nixon]

Re: I got dat itis!

Be sure and take public transportation on your way to school, so you can infect as many other people as possible. It's the american way.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: I got dat itis!

I have to take the bus every single day but even if I actually had a choice I'd still take your advice.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: I got dat itis!

Nixon's bitter about having to ride the bus with people who are sick, who also have to ride the bus.

[Nixon]

Re: I got dat itis!

Hey, I'm too poor to miss work, so I do the same thing when I'm sick. Infections are like chain letters, you're obligated to pass them along to at least 10 other people.

[Gianna]

Re: I got dat itis!

Infections are like chain letters, you're obligated to pass them along to at least 10 other people.

Never thought of it like that... but hey, I like it!

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: I got dat itis!

So I went and took the test and the cute blonde girl that I sit next to (yes she is so cute that even my gay ass wants her) and I was sniffling and basically sucking snot up my nose the whole time. It was super gross. I hope I didn't get her sick. Especially considering I let her borrow my pencil which means I had to touch it with my germy mitts first. Anyway, it was 50 questions multiple choice. I did it in about 20 minutes and got back in bed ASAP.

UPDATE: It's now Thursday and the itis is pretty much gone. I'm still a little stuffy but that's it. So apparently it wasn't bird flu at all.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: I got dat itis!

Into my window flew the avian flu.
A bucket of chicken from the sky.