Zeus vs. Jesus

[Valkysas]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/15/...-by-lightning/

Zeus wins.

[Wavelength]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

That's quite a shame. Touchdowns are a beautiful thing.

[John Mora]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

>implying there's a god who throws lightning bolts at your loved ones to spite you

I'm sorry I said that, Zeus. {:0

[IamPinhead]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

Zeus wins.

[Ryner]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

Well, Greek mythology was around first, so it's only right.

[orius]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

I was thinking about posting this yesterday.

It's amusing when you consider things like lightning strikes are considered "acts of God". It would seem in this case that God is an art critic.

[Hrafn]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

Or he's trying to get people to appreciate the lost art of scoring safeties.

[Funk]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

HA HA MORA!

I told you there were crazy powerful dudes up there going after our loved ones. And no one is more loved than Jesus!

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

This is totally close-ish to where I live.

Thus, I find it funnier than any of you do by default.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus



This guy must have seen it coming...

[Sejon]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

>implying there's a god, period.

I'm sorry I said that, God, Allah, Shiva, Zeus, Odin, ad infinitum. {:0

[IamPinhead]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

I'm sorry I said that, God, Allah, Shiva, Zeus, Odin, ad infinitum. {:0

Still won't save you from a lightning bolt of "don't be a patronizing dick."

[Sejon]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

...Yea. I'll let you know when that happens.

[Red Dragon]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

BZZT

[IamPinhead]

Re: Zeus vs. Jesus

...Yea. I'll let you know when that happens.

Lightning bolts are usually pretty deadly, Sejon. I don't know if you know this, but it's hard to post a response when you look like bacon and smell like barbecued dog hair.