So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

[Cutter De Blanc]

If it turned out the fella you killed was unfit for human consumption?

[Ωbright]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

I'd be disappointed.

[American Hero]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

Cremation and flushing down the toilet seems appropriate.

[Goufunaki]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

Feed it to the dog. They'll eat anything.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

Cremation and flushing down the toilet seems appropriate.

Say you don't own a crematorium.

[Ryner]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

Pigs?

[Jamos]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

Mail him to his family members.

[Red Dragon]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

Dispose?

Keep it in your attic and wave it around every halloween!

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

Dispose?

Keep it in your attic and wave it around every halloween!

'twould prolly smell up the place a bit.

[American Hero]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

Say you don't own a crematorium.

Guess I was taking that for granted. I guess you could just throw it over a hill then.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

Leave it in front of your neighbor's house, perhaps.



I wonder if you couldn't just chop up the body in a bathtub and put it in garbage bags, and throw it in the dumpster.

Especially if it were someone you couldn't eat, like a disease riddled hobo or somesuch. Someone no one would miss.

[Marc M.]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

I wonder if you couldn't just chop up the body in a bathtub...

Body + Bathtub rarely ends pretty.

[Caciss]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

my science teacher told me the best way was to dump a body in the jungle because it will decompose so quickly.

[The Toecutter]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

Feed it to a big snake; they will digest everything except the hair...

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: So what would be the best way to dispose of a body?

Hobos tend to have alot of hair.