I don't know anybody here, let's fix that

[Ryner]

The kindness topic has made me realize I don't know jack about most of you people. I mean, I know Valk likes Transformers, Kefka and Magus have really bushy eyebrows, RPG Designer is almost disturbingly generous... but everyone knows those people. But then I see Wavelength and Smarticus Rex and I feel like I should know them but I don't. I know we have role call topics for this purpose (and a recent one, so if this topic is too similar you can lock it), but I really don't think those help since they just lead to ninety different people answering ninety different mostly pointless questions and I would bet the average Joe just provides their own answers and gets bored of reading other responses by post number 10. So...

Who the heck are ya? What other names have you gone by? Done anything special here I would remember, like a legendary post or a slice of drama? Got any interesting stories about your life to share?

Me? I'm Ryner. Always been Ryner. Did some stuff of note back in the day but I don't think I've contributed a single thing to this place in three or four years. I have lots of interesting stories but I usually save them for random topics that have only a loose connection to my story, possibly out of a subconscious desire for constant attention.

[Magus]

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We used to play TF2 and L4D, maaaaaan.


;-;

[Goufunaki]

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.

[Red Dragon]

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Oh I'm the only guy with negative rep that posts around. That's unique about me.

[Perversion]

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Other than your incessant heckling of me when I first arrived here 4 years ago, the other things I remember you for the most, Ryner, are your scheming and conniving in the first Pavilion Survivor and that awesome TF2 story you relayed a while back. I've never played the game, have no desire to play the game, and am not really into online shooters at all, but that story was great.


As for me, I'm just some sad lonely weirdo loser pervert.

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

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I'm Sivart. I used to be called Stoopiddood9 and I'm relatively new here. I'm a general nobody at the Pav but I like to think that I have a number of friends now that I would never have made if it weren't for the Pavilion.

I've never done anything mentionable around here except maybe contribute an idea or two in the Advisor Forum. I'm vanilla on the Pav but (forgive me) really intelligent and caring when you get to know me. I'm a part of the younger generation (I'll be turning 17 in less than a week) but I can fit in pretty well with the older crowd.

Er, other than that... I guess I could say that I play the guitar?

[Czechs Mex]

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Hello Ryner, my name's Czechs. Here is my RPG Maker Pavilion Curriculum Vitae. Pictures have been added to maximize fanfare.




1. I was a founding member of the "Open Mouth Club".







2. I made a checkers game with RPG Maker (LOL CZECHERS).






3. I also tried making a "Gilligan's Island" game, and a game called "Beer Quest", and a game called "Harry Has A Head".






4. I won the "How to use RPG Maker 2" comic contest.







5. I was a depressed version of the Video Professor for our halloween party once.






6. I was the first person to achieve the elusive 2nd Gobli in rep, resulting in local favorites John Mora and SirTMagus simultaneously crapping their pants.






7. I mention how you lost to IRC in the Pavilion Survivor Contest every time I make a post directed at you.






8. For a while I LOVED Ron Paul and made lots of posts about it.






9. I was the first to point out the uncanny similarities between Kefka and the guy from team america.






10. I made an awesome homoerotic comic once that many thought was stupid.







11. I contributed to the pavilion art scene.






12. I organized Mistaf0pa's "Relay for Life" cancer walk fund 'cause I'm a classy dude. Even classier dudes from here donated lots of money.






13. I've "left" the pavilion like 5 times, which doesn't really distinguish me much from anyone else.





In conclusion, vote for me for Miss RPG Maker Pavilion and I promise free pizza in the cafeteria every Friday.

[Duel]

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I are Duel.

Duel make puns.

Duel thinks things are aight.

Duel got banned at Mag few year ago.

Duel not take anything seriously.

Fin.

[orius]

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I generally don't talk about my personal life on message boards. I do post on boards that are about things I'm interested in but, that's about all I'm willing to reveal.

[Translucid]

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used to be UrzaDragon, at the ezboards a little more than 8 years ago. like so many youngsters here, I made mostly trivial posts that added nothing to the conversation.

Back in the day, it was discovered that TheHonorableRyu and I looked almost like brothers.

Despite all my years here, I think I may only have 10,000 posts, which is not a lot spread out over 8 years. nowadays I mainly post when I think I have something mildly entertaining or clever to say, which is only a couple of times a day on average.

[Stormy]

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Ummm.... I'm Smarticus-Rex, used to be theStormWeaver, but people called me Stormy.

I'm known for having an unusually large amount of porn. I contributed a few good ideas to the Advisory Board, including a contest idea that Valk seemed to like. I like Stargate. I have a sexy girlfriend. I consider myself a moderate in most respects. Apparently I creep some people out. No one would miss me if I left the Pav. Adrian Foley likes it when I speak with an Indian accent in the chat.

[Ryner]

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used to be UrzaDragon

See, I didn't know that.

[Maijo]

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Im Maijo.

I did the Pavilion Survivor a year or so ago.

I also incessantly posted a picture of myself posing with a Ronald McDonald cutout which ended up becoming a huge meme on this site.

Someone once voted my RPG Maker 1 game "Casino Nights" the worst game ever made for the software.

I used to post more, but now less.

[Cutter De Blanc]

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I've done absolutely nothing original or interesting in all the years I've been here. You put me in your pavilion story. It was a cool story. Do you still have that story?

[Kefka Jr.]

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My name is Kefka Jr. You once told me that going into acting was the biggest mistake of my life.