The Pros and Cons of your Gender

[salamander]

I'll start..

I'm a male

PROS
-More muscle mass and stronger
-Alleyway thugs are less likely to corner me for my goodies
-More work opportunities
-Never have to experience childbirth.
-Don't have to sit down to pee.

CONS
-Uglier and stinkier
-Getting hit/kicked between the legs is the worst thing ever
-Can't have multiple O's with a partner.

[Alex]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

[Adrian Foley]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

Don't have to be drafted.

[goldgecko4]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

Pro- I have a penis
Con- I don't have a vagina

[salamander]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

I knew this was gonna happen. Guess I shouldn't have listed all of them in my first post...

[Tintenfisch]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

Pro:

it is socially accepted that I belch in public.

I can say "I play video games" with nobody blinking an eye.

Cons:

I can not act sexy to get out of troublesome situations


If I am domestically abused I can not seek help from anyone or I'll be seen as a *****.

[Byron Pennyworth]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

Men can have multiple Os. This doesn't seem to be the place to discuss it in detail, but it has to do with kegle exercises and the like.

The main downside to being a male seems to be that you have no control over when you get laid. Girls can get laid at a moment's notice.

[Nixon]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

The main downside to being a male seems to be that you have no control over when you get laid. Girls can get laid at a moment's notice.

Correction: Anyone can get laid at a moment's notice, if they're a slut.

PROS:
It's okay to enjoy cute things and girly stuff
Multiple O's (without having to do anything extra)
Baking stuff is cool and not fruity
Libido is a benefit and not a drawback
Can be picked up and/or carried around for fun
Flirting seems easier

CONS:
Cannot write your own name in the snow
Some guys don't like it when you belch louder than them
Tool boxes are fun to play with, but you do not have your own
Some people expect you to wear dresses and heels all the time
Lots of women are catty and love to gossip

[Ryner]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

Don't have to be drafted.

Neither do I.

[Czechs Mex]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

I think she means in the NBA.

[Ryner]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

I think she means in the NBA.

I'm white, so... neither do I.

[Perversion]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

I think I'm gonna sit this topic out.

[Funk]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

PROS:

I don't have any feelings.

CONS:

I get laughed at/beat up if I show any feelings.

[Goufunaki]

Re: The Pros and Cons of your Gender

CON:

-Nice guys do in fact finish last.