Laugh at the Bloodrayne movie poster with me

[Magus]

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0383222/iid_915759.jpg



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How did they make the Terminator 3 chick look so damn hideous?! And WHY did they put Michael Madsen on their promotional art?!

[archerarmored]

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Driven, by REVENGE.

[Manyak]

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SINCE WHEN IS THE BLOODRAYNE CHICK A MAN

[highwind]

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[jvrlopez]

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That poster is just sad.

[DK]

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Boll is making this one, too?

[OmegaD3k]

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Holy Blubber Butts!! She looks HUGE in that poster... Urgh..

Wait...

Didn't Hollywood bannish Uwe Balls from their land?
Oh, they will never care for us.. never...
One video game-to-movie going to the crapper one at a time...

[Ryner]

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R.I.P Michael Madsen's career.

[Magus]

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IMHO, Michael Madsen's career rests in peace until Tarantino notices him every once in a while.

[DarkwingChuck]

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That looks shockingly uninteresting. Aren't they supposed to be some cool looking machete blades attached to her wrists, it looks like she's just holding two billy clubs with knives on the end.

[John Mora]

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Go to hell, Uwe Boll.

[Magus]

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Kristianna looked yummy in T3. Yummy as hell. She was the jewel in the **** that T3 was. How they managed to make her look fat and awful.... ugh. I guess that actually may require some talent.

And Ben Kingsley? Has he gone senile? Or is he upholding the grand tradition of respected and esteemed actors going ****ing bonkers and appearing in ridiculous projects in their dying years, like Orson Welles in Transformers: The Movie, Raul Julia in Street Fighter: The Movie or George C. Scott in The Rescuers 2: Down Under...?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD WE LIVE IN?

Yes. Yes, Uwe Boll can go straight to hell.

[DK]

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Raul Julia hit his prime with Street Fighter.

[josh]

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what the!
I don't even like Bloodrayne and this ****es me off.
Uwe Boll is officially the Dr. Wily of Hollywood.

[Pandacon]

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BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

*stabs eyes with fork*