Video Game Assholes

[Kefka Jr.]

Argath/Algus from Final Fantasy Tactics (War of the Lions).

Milleuda:
How can you nobles live as you do and yet hold your heads so high? We are not chattel! We are humans, no less than you! What flaw do you hold there to be in us? That we were born between a different set of walls? Do you know what it means to hunger? To sup for months on naught but broth of bean? Why must we be made to starve that you might grow fat? You call us thieves, but it is you who steal from us the right to live!

Argath:
You, no less human than we? Ha! Now there's a beastly thought. You've been less than we from the moment your baseborn father fell upon your mother in whatever gutter saw you sired! You've been chattel since you came into the world drenched in common blood!

Milleuda:
By whose decree!? Who decides such foul and absurd things?

Argath:
'Tis heaven's will!

Milleuda:
Heaven's will? You would pin your bigotry on the gods? No god would fain forgive such sin, much less embrace it! All men are equal in the eyes of the gods!

Argath:
Men, yes. But the gods have no eyes for chattel.

Post your own!

[Tintenfisch]

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I thought this would be nintendo goat.se or something.

Liquid from metal gear solid does it for me.

"ha ha! you thought being in a flaming helicopter and falling from 40 stories would kill me!? not a chance."

*Super friends transition music*

"Ha ha! you thought shooting me with missiles while rexs mouth was open would kill me! no way!?"

"you thought punching me off of Rex when I specifically told you that it's too high up for anybody to live would kill me!? *lex luthor head* WRONG

"ha ha! you hought a car accident would kill me!? think ag......BRB heart attack"



The last boss in gradius III too. The dude just did not try.

[John Mora]

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ILiquid from metal gear solid does it for me.

You thought being dead would kill me?!

[Duel]

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Sonic.

[Tintenfisch]

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You know what else? the last boss from FF8 too. First you must fight monsters to get back your abilities. Then I can instant death you so your level 54 Zell is replaced by your level 28 Selphie.

Congratulations you beat me, oh wait, fight my junction. Good work, now fight us fused, good now fight the upper part of my body. "Go to hell, sorceress"

[Ryner]

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I thought this would be nintendo goat.se or something.

Why would you possibly think that?

[Toaster]

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Susano is such a tool.

[Denmo]

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http://gladosparty.ytmnd.com/

[John Mora]

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No, too close.

[Denmo]

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Yeah, Issun is quite the tool.

Look closer.

Oh, I get it.

[Llednik]

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http://gladosparty.ytmnd.com/

Can't believe she lied about cake....

Anyways....

343 Guilty spark was pretty much a douchebag.

[Biggie]

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*Points to avatar.*

Where do I start?

"Ey Einstein! I'm on your side!"

"Uh, Fox, you're supposed to shoot 'em all!"

[Maijo]

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I GUESS I SHOULD BE THANKFUL

[marcus]

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Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

[Riotsword]

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Vincent:
Don’t stand there looking so smug. You’re the worst person in this room. You come here and enjoy spilling their blood and listening to them cry out. You feel excited when you step on them, snuffing out their lives.

Heather:
Are you talking about the monsters?

Vincent:
Monsters...? They look like monsters to you?

*Heather gasps.*

Vincent:
Don’t worry, it’s just a joke.

Though I can't help but find that a little funny.