Odd song lyrics

[Perversion]

Curious as to who can dredge up the strangest song lyrics. I can probably come up with a ton, but for now, I'll start with this:

I once gave a woman some wrinkle cream out of rat poop.

and

You have thomain poisoning of the tongue. There are bees flying around your rectum.

both from Dr. Octagon.

[Ryner]

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What what, in the butt.

I said what what, in the butt.

[Seraph]

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Pretty much anything by BECK is pretty ****ed up.

"She's got tofu the size of Texas"

[Sezjeuric]

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"Taste the milk of your mother earth's love"

This song, "We Belong Together" was even used ina movie ha ha

[Blackberry]

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I never understood this one.

"Well little sister's high in hell cheating on a halo. Grind in a odyssey holocaust heart kick on tomorrow." (Thunder Kiss '65)

[Seraph]

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That's an awesome tune.

[Nixon]

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Pretty much anything by BECK is pretty ****ed up.

She can talk to squirrels...
Comin' back from the convalescent home...
Staring at sports cars ... crying.

[Perversion]

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Sample lyrics from Hot Freaks by Guided by Voices:

I met a non-dairy creamer explicitly laid out like a fruitcake
With a wet spot bigger than a great lake.
Took me to the new church and baptised me with salt
She told me liquor
I am a new man.

Hot freaks.
This one is on the house
And this one is better than ever.

I walked into the house of miraculous recovery
And stood before King Everything
And he asked me to join him in the red wing
Took me to pieland
Said I'm a thigh man
I will be eternally hateful.

Hot freaks....(etc)

[Llednik]

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Almost every lyric in Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the Bloodhoung gang.

well...

Alsmot EVERYTHING they do is odd.

"All you need is, my uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss."

[Big Rick Cook]

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Mope is a great song for wacky, madcap, ****ed up lyrics by Bloodhound Gang.

"Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in 'My So-Called Life' imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?"

[The Ice Cream Man]

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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little p'licemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo...

[Snarf]

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You can **** up a rope till you feel the pissy dribble
You can **** up a rope and watch me giggle

[Perversion]

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To follow up on Snarf, listen to the entire Ween album Chocolate and Cheese. Not all the lyrics are odd per se, but taken as a whole, it's quite the odd album. And the thing is, Ween for the first time shows that they are actually VERY talented musicians and songwriters, not just weird dope fiends who huff Glade.

[SheepThursday]

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"WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU HEAR?"

From "T*tties and Beer" by frank zappa.


"Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar "

From "****** her gently" by tenacious D