Psst...JayZ Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

[Bon]

http://blogs.sohh.com/ya_heard/2008/...y_beyonce.html

I know...I can't believe it, either. Lucky son of a gun.

*shimmies away*

EDIT:

Jay-Z has many monikers:

Sean Carter
Jay-Hova
Young Hova
Jigga Man

Anyone asking what "hova" means needs to check urbandictionary.com.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

Lucky? Maybe if he was marrying Kelly Rowland. Sure B looks good but I bet she's a Beyitché.

[Vonwert]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

Eh, I would go with Kelly over Beyonce.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

Lucky? Maybe if he was marrying Kelly Rowland. Sure B looks good but I bet she's a Beyitché.

I would second that bet. I recently read somewhere that, on the set of her new movie, kids wait for hours hoping to get her autograph and see her and she just ignores them. I believe the article mentioned she was more concerned about getting out of the rain and keeping her hair dry.

Her co-star, Adrien Brody, happily signs autographs and greets the fans.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

To be fair, keeping her hair dry is very important. It's expensive.

[JPS]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

Jay-Z can hardly be called the "King" of hip hop.


Like all celebrity marraiges itll be over in 6 months. I give them 7 at the most.

[Perversion]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

What is a "hova"?


Maybe I'm just not hip on the black lingo...




I'm only semi-joking....purposely trying to appear like a dumb old white guy.


Plus, I didn't click the link, as whatever this thread is about does not interest me in the slightest. And Beyonce is over-rated. Sure, she's kind of attractive. Meh.

[Kire]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

He calls him self "Hova," like J-hova, like Jehovah, like God. Rappers are humble.

I thought they were already married. I give it 2 years anyway.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

Huh. I wasn't aware of Hova's etymology.

Well... all the hustlers love it.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

I didn't know what it meant either. But I'd already heard about the pending nuptials on E! when I was too lazy to change the channel after The Soup.

[Ryner]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

One day Bboy, you'll understand that we here Pavilionites don't care none for "urban" news.

[Llednik]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

I honestly dont know what a "hova" is either.

[Ms. Porkchop]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

I think it will last seeing as they've been together just not married for years.

[Bon]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

One day Bboy, you'll understand that we here Pavilionites don't care none for "urban" news.

One day, Ryner, you'll understand that I don't really...care.

[Biggie]

Re: Psst...Hova Tying the Knot with Beyonce...

It only makes sense, since she's pregnant now, isn't she?

Oh yeah, did I mention I have met Jay-Z?