You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

[The_Real_Crunk]

Ive got alot of dick squat to do all weekend, so write a story staring Pavilion members, and Ill draw it out on sheets of white paper using pencil crayons, scan it, and post it at some point. Expect it to be drawn crappily. Like 8 year old style. Or maybe not. I dont know. It could be all crappy until a dramatic moment and look really detailed, then crappy again the next page.

If you guys get a neat story going, and you end up in it, mention how you want your person/thing to look, otherwise I will draw you to my own discretion.

Posting here because itll get alot more attention, and the story writing by members thing seems like more of a free forum kinda deal. At least to me anyway. If you get too anal about it, move it to the Imaginari or whatever.

Keep it somewhat clean. Keep it funny. Keep it interesting. Keep it not totally stupid. Hopefully you guys can all agree on how the story goes and work out a definite set of events without trying to cram a hundred stories all going on at once into the first page. Have at thee.

[IRC]

Re: You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

Bang!

As the gun went off Crunk's eyes bulged open in shock that he had actually been shot. Shock turned to puzzlement, his lips trying to form one last question with his dying breath before he dropped to the floor.


When the rest of the pavilion found Crunk the next morning there was a hastily written letter bidding the pavilion farewell clutched in one hand and the now cold gun loosely grasped in the other. Some pavilionites shed silent tears, a few inwardly rejoiced, most didn't care, but all stood over the body, not knowing what to do.

"All right all right nothing to see here," said The True Coolness, his police uniform neatly pressed with just exactly the right amount of starch, "Everyone move along before you get a warning for spam."

"Poor guy," Funk said in a quiet voice as he turned to walk away, "Suicides a tough way to go."

"Suicide you say? Not very likely if you ask me."

As everyone turned to follow the voice a figure stepped out of the shadows.

"No, I'm afraid what you have here... is murder."

And with that Ryner the World's Greatest Detective was officially on the case.

[Biggie]

Re: You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

Simpleman was running late to school, and while running around the quicky mart corner where the cool kids smoke, in such a rush, not paying attention much he gets tripped by Ryner, then Ryner and all his pavi buds start laughing at him. So then Simpleman-

edit: Dammit IRC beat me to the first post!

[altoecko]

Re: You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

The city had an ethereal orange glow about it. Perfect for complaining about if you couldn't appreciate life. The rain hadn't stopped in 4 days and didn't look like it would for weeks. The broad walked into his office, and he licked her. She immediately left without leaving her case. Damn, out of work again. It was a cold world, but Mora was colder.

[The Ice Cream Man]

Re: You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

The Ice Cream Man stepped in to the crowd.

"Hey, what's going on here?" he asked. He moved through the crowd, confused as to what all the fuss was about. He saw Crunk laying there lifelessly.

"That sucks." He muttered. He made his way back through the crowd and left.

[DK]

Re: You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

I'm going with IRC's, it's the best one:


"Ryner! W-wait!" A plucky boy fought free of the crowd, tailgating Ryner's stride. Ryner turned and faced the boy, his gaze questioning the youth's ability to stand up straight.

"You know who killed him?"

"Well...no, but..."

"Then you're wasting my time." Ryner continued to make his leave.

"Wait! I knew him, though. I knew who he was!" The boy called back, gallopping and then stopping every few steps to keep a certain distance away. Ryner stopped once more and turned to him.

"Allright, what do you want?"

The boy stood silently, Ryner was about to turn away when he sputtered something out.

"We would...we'd get pictures and stuff. That's kinda what we were known for, the picture people."

"Get on with it."

"Well, sometimes...Crunk would find this stuff. I had no idea where he gotten it from I'd check all the normal avenues, google, 4chan, ytmnd, lycos..."

Ryner sighed.

"Lycos? Do you send each other photographs through telegraph copper wire as well?"

"Look, I..."He fidgeted, running his hand through his brush-cut black hair and chuckling to himself.
"...I could never find anything like the stuff he'd pull up."

"Why don't you tell me your name, kid? And while you're at it, why don't you tell me what he found..." Once more, Ryner turned away and began his stride.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"To get some beer, if I'm going to be listening to you I'll need it."

"Hah, right" He said back, spotting invitation in the detective's words. "I'm Goufunaki..."

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

Id personally not like to drag 4chan into this, but if you guys really want to go ahead.

[DK]

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Sigh...you're the boss. Is a name mention any big thang?

[Ryner]

Re: You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

The name Ryner is all the mention you need!!11!

[altoecko]

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I bet he sucks as a detective, the only reason he gets all the credit is because his niece and her dog wrote the Pavilion stories.

[DK]

Re: You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

Someone continue the storrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Ms. Porkchop]

Re: You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

Yeah. Stick with Dreamknight and IRC's writing. It's good.

[Biggie]

Re: You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

Spot dibs.

[Duel]

Re: You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

Valk died of a heart attack. His last post stated to give his power to Simple Man.

At last....Simple man's plan was finally set.

A large funeral was held for Valk. As members cried and members laughed. But....Simple man however...had other plans.

"I'm banning my most hated competitors. You fools have defied me for the last time. My plan is now set and doom is upon you all." Simple man stated in an announcement.

And with that, Simple man banned Funk, John Mora, Kire, IRC, Porkchop, and most of the legends. The only few members left were...

Seraphlegm, JPS, Bigfoot, and most of the newbies. Bigfoot acted as the leader. They had only one plan in mind: Find simple man's address, kill him, burn his house, and use his account to fix everything.
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Don't think the Mag wasn't involved. It was utterly destroyed by Simple man's Ninja Hackers. Every time you would visit the site, a picture of Simple man standing on every magonian's corpse would appear.
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3:00am. A meeting in the chat begins:

Bigfoot: My people! We must end thy Simple's rule.

JPS: But my lord, how!? His Ninja Hackers are thou too tough to battle!

*Seraphlegm slaps JPS*

Seraphlegm: You fool! How dare thy not believe in thou strength!


Take it from there chief.

[Ms. Porkchop]

Re: You guys write a story starring Pavilion members okay?

Valk died of a heart attack. His last post stated to give his power to Simple Man.

At last....Simple man's plan was finally set.

A large funeral was held for Valk. As members cried and members laughed. But....Simple man however...had other plans.

"I'm banning my most hated competitors. You fools have defied me for the last time. My plan is now set and doom is upon you all." Simple man stated in an announcement.

And with that, Simple man banned Funk, John Mora, Kire, IRC, Porkchop, and most of the legends. The only few members left were...

Seraphlegm, JPS, Bigfoot, and most of the newbies. Bigfoot acted as the leader. They had only one plan in mind: Find simple man's address, kill him, burn his house, and use his account to fix everything.
-------------------------------------------
Don't think the Mag wasn't involved. It was utterly destroyed by Simple man's Ninja Hackers. Every time you would visit the site, a picture of Simple man standing on every magonian's corpse would appear.
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3:00am. A meeting in the chat begins:

Bigfoot: My people! We must end thy Simple's rule.

JPS: But my lord, how!? His Ninja Hackers are thou too tough to battle!

*Seraphlegm slaps JPS*

Seraphlegm: You fool! How dare thy not believe in thou strength!


Take it from there chief.

You might wanna brush up on thy old english there buddy.