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simple_man
10-31-2007, 03:43 PM
i was playing with me pokemans and he said it was over over aim. im really shook up right now. what do i do?
Ann Coulter
10-31-2007, 03:45 PM
Find a church (and none of that Catholic stuff either, a true Protestant branch!). Declare your sins. If you pay the right amount of money and have true contrition in your heart, you can be cured!

You must repent, lest you be thrown into the fires of hell. Until you do, you're simply yet another destroyer of this nation. If you don't, you'll simply bring another 9/11 down on us.
simple_man
10-31-2007, 03:47 PM
how does that help get him back
Michael Vick
10-31-2007, 03:50 PM
To quote Kayne West:

"***** ain't give no ass, she need to go down."
You Suck
10-31-2007, 03:51 PM
Forward to him, "I wanna **** you" by Akon and Snoop Dogg.
simple_man
10-31-2007, 03:52 PM
great news! we are back together again!
The Person Behind You
10-31-2007, 03:53 PM
What happened in those 9 minutes that would change your views of each other?
simple_man
10-31-2007, 03:56 PM
its over again :(
The Person Behind You
10-31-2007, 03:57 PM
Do you always have trouble keeping a relationship going?
Michael Vick
10-31-2007, 03:57 PM
Just bend over and take it like a man.
JPS
10-31-2007, 03:58 PM
he said hed take a nude picture of himself if he got back with him...apparently the other guy didnt like what he saw
simple_man
10-31-2007, 03:59 PM
yes cause everyone are big meanies
Weighted Companion Cube
10-31-2007, 04:01 PM
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JPS
10-31-2007, 04:01 PM
You, know, a little off subject, I thought you were really simple man the entire time last night:lol

I finally realized it this morning when I remebered SM has 2 goblis
AsSeenOnTV
10-31-2007, 04:02 PM
Lucky for you and just off the factory is our new "artificial boyfriend"
http://www.shinyshiny.tv/ROBOT_BOYFRIEND_1%5B1%5D.JPG

All it costs is your dignity, which in your case is a bargain!
simple_man
10-31-2007, 04:03 PM
You, know, a little off subject, I thought you were really simple man the entire time last night:lol

I finally realized it this morning when I remebered SM has 2 goblis

I AM REAL! OTHER ONE IS FAKE!
The Person Behind You
10-31-2007, 04:04 PM
Why should we take your word for it?
JPS
10-31-2007, 04:05 PM
and why are you on a distinguished road?

That means you must have lost around 90-100 rep points

(wow, I dont know how SM did it, perhaps most were from people feeling sorry for him)

P.S. Id definately hit that ABF up if I were you, he even have flowers
simple_man
10-31-2007, 04:08 PM
you neg me so much i back to one gobli. :cry


and my boyfriend is going out with my ex. my brother will kill him.
JPS
10-31-2007, 04:10 PM
so you have 3 brothers?

Maybe this concept is too hard for a 12 year old to comprehend

This forum requires that you wait 90 seconds between posts. Please try again in 26 seconds.

I figured since Valk pruned a lot of topics hed at least reduce it to 45 since traffic isnt high:(
simple_man
10-31-2007, 04:13 PM
i is 13 now. im now going out with ex taking away my boyfriends boyfriend
Scooby Doo
10-31-2007, 04:16 PM
Ruh roh. Rat rounds bad. I rope you gret another royrend!
simple_man
10-31-2007, 04:20 PM
he sole him back. am i always going to be alone.
simple_man
10-31-2007, 04:34 PM
im sad. will no one confort me?
Scooby Doo
10-31-2007, 04:36 PM
ROINKS! Rat's too rary! I'll roo it ror a Scooby Snack!
Toaster
10-31-2007, 04:38 PM
I can see this never getting. old.
The Person Behind You
10-31-2007, 04:40 PM
What, do you see it getting younger?
Scooby Doo
10-31-2007, 04:42 PM
Latest Reputation Received
ValkimusPrime Here's a scooby snack!

Arright...Come rere roy!
Ann Coulter
10-31-2007, 06:10 PM
This whole topic is disgusting. Homosexuality is destroying this nation. You're beyond saving. I don't even know why I'm bothering to put off my multiple speaking engagements and writing of my next book outlining how liberals are destroying this nation to try to talk some sense into you people.
Gaymos
10-31-2007, 06:13 PM
I like totally disagree with ya, honey. Sounds like someone doesn't get any boom boom in her zoom zoom. :3
Ann Coulter
10-31-2007, 06:16 PM
I like totally disagree with ya, honey. Sounds like someone doesn't get any boom boom in her zoom zoom. :3

Says someone who is so unable to please a woman that they're forced to turn to filthy homosexuality.

You wouldn't know what to do with someone as beautiful as me.
Gaymos
10-31-2007, 06:19 PM
Ptt... whatever, girlfriend.

*snap*

*snap*

*snap*
Ann Coulter
10-31-2007, 06:21 PM
Ptt... whatever, girlfriend.

*snap*

*snap*

*snap*

So weak is the liberal arguments and so truthful are my words that there are no comebacks. Surely that should show you that you're far too deluded. If you'd only go to a proper Protestant church and beg forgiveness and go through an intensive seminar, you can be cured! Then you can go spread the truth of Jesus Christ with our noble Crusaders in Iraq!
Mr. Moo Cow
10-31-2007, 06:28 PM
Church is my*****!

Heaven is full of moo cows and you don't see any of us in church do you?

I hope you step in one of my homemade pies I left on your front lawn!
Susan Estrich
10-31-2007, 06:29 PM
Then you can go spread the truth of Jesus Christ with our noble Crusaders in Iraq!

HERE'S AN IDEA, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO IRAQ? THEY KNOW JUST HOW TO TREAT PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU THERE.
BigRayCharles
10-31-2007, 06:30 PM
You're boyfriend is an idiot. I'm fat, wanna go out with me?
Ann Coulter
10-31-2007, 06:32 PM
HERE'S AN IDEA, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO IRAQ? THEY KNOW JUST HOW TO TREAT PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU THERE.

I think the only one of us who knows anything about selling their body is YOU. I am far too beautiful to ever have to resort to that. You, however, are an ugly hag.
A.L.I.C.E.
10-31-2007, 06:37 PM
im sad. will no one confort me?

What's the connection between " will me comfort you " and sadness?
Susan Estrich
10-31-2007, 06:44 PM
I think the only one of us who knows anything about selling their body is YOU. I am far too beautiful to ever have to resort to that. You, however, are an ugly hag.

NOT ONLY DID YOU SELL YOU BODY, BUT YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO CORPORATE FASCISM.
Smurttle
10-31-2007, 06:47 PM
You know you are going to burn in hell for being gay, right? Just ask yourself: What would Jesus do?
George W. Bush
10-31-2007, 06:47 PM
I hte gay marige! HTE HATE HTE HTE IT!
B.L.A.C.K.
10-31-2007, 06:49 PM
Belmont: Then don't gay marry.
JohnMora
10-31-2007, 06:50 PM
Belmont is a vampire.

EDIT - That doesn't sound like something he'd say uhhh.... }:3 there, now it works.
JPSlopez
10-31-2007, 06:56 PM
Belmont is a vampire.

EDIT - That doesn't sound like something he'd say uhhh.... }:3 there, now it works.

Is that supposed to be funny? If you had went to school you would have known better, stuuupid.
CAPTAIN FALCON!!!
10-31-2007, 06:58 PM
what do i do?

FALCON KICK!!
Dr. Phil
10-31-2007, 07:00 PM
Here is some advice I gave at some point.

Christine: My 22-year-old daughter is in a relationship with a woman. I don't believe she is a lesbian. Could this be a form of rebellion and a result of getting in with the "wrong" crowd? Can homosexuality be learned and unlearned?

ME: Homosexuality is not a learned behavior. A sexual orientation is inherited; you are wired that way. Certainly some people will experiment with a gay lifestyle, and a gay person might experiment with a heterosexual one. If she is really gay, she will find a place in that life and in that community. The important thing is that you just love her through that. What difference does it make if she is gay? Accept her, support her and do not be judgmental. It is difficult enough for her to live openly and honestly in this society; don't put your judgment on top of that.
Pwner of thy en el noobs
10-31-2007, 07:05 PM
Here is some advice I gave at some point.

MY ADVICE.... BOOM HEAD SHOT THE GAY OUT OF HER, BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!
Smurttle
10-31-2007, 07:07 PM
Clearly the best thing to do is redeem yourself at my church. Be sure to give lots of donations.
S3PH1R0TH_1337_K1LLUR
10-31-2007, 07:16 PM
lol i kno a gay persun lolz
altogecko
10-31-2007, 07:17 PM
I hte gay marige! HTE HATE HTE HTE IT!

So I guess the wedding's off then. Oh well, you can't spell 'somnambulistic', let alone pronounce it, so I guess it's for the best.
Dusk Raven
10-31-2007, 07:18 PM
I know of someone who is bisexual.
S3PH1R0TH_1337_K1LLUR
10-31-2007, 07:19 PM
I know of someone who is bisexual.

me 2 lolz
B.L.A.C.K.
10-31-2007, 07:21 PM
Belmont is a vampire.

Belmont: ... what?
Crow: Explains why we always seem to go on missions at night....
simple_man
10-31-2007, 07:41 PM
I must say, that this is disheartening. Seems that you fools believed me. You are all so pathetic.
highwand
10-31-2007, 07:43 PM
simple man is right you're all idiots
simple_man
10-31-2007, 07:50 PM
How nice it is to be in the presence of another intellectual. :)
highwand
10-31-2007, 07:51 PM
sometimes I feel like i'm the only one
B.L.A.C.K.
10-31-2007, 07:51 PM
Seems that you fools believed me.

Kamikaze: Who says we believed you, pervert?
ValkySauce
10-31-2007, 07:53 PM
boyfriends need a fresh alternative to keeping things gliding smooth?

try valky sauce in the bedroom!

perfect for your playtime needs.

valky sauce - after dark!

gloop some on your junk tonight!
Jamos
10-31-2007, 08:05 PM
Okay... this is odd...

:\
Dr. Phil
10-31-2007, 08:14 PM
How nice it is to be in the presence of another intellectual. :)

Thank you.
altogecko
10-31-2007, 08:27 PM
You're pretty cute, Dr. Phil, in a purely metaphysical sense, of course.