Final Meals of 300 death row inmates in Texas.

[The_Real_Crunk]

You read what they wanted to eat and think "Haha that guy went out in style.", but hen you read what they did, and go "Wow, I wouldnt even give him that food. He should be left to rot in a cell until he starves to death."

Like number 271, Stanly Baker Jr. He wanted a **** ton of food, and I thought that was awsome. But then I read his thing and he shot a clerk in the face with a shotgun, killing him, and then stile $60 out of a cash register, and took off. Damn.

http://web.archive.org/web/200312022...finalmeals.htm

[lil_das]

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Wow this is probably the most entertaining thing I have read for a while. There are some crazy ****s on here.

Paul Rougeau
Paul and brother Joseph were busted mid robbery and attempted to escape. Paul reportedly shot an officer and then cursed his name while he was begging for his life and then shot him in the head. Joseph was gunned down by police during a shoot out.

Paul declined a last meal...

[Duel]

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There was a joke about this on the Simpsons.

[lil_das]

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lol enlighten me

[Duel]

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Homer eats a lot of food for some reason before being executed.

[lil_das]

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ha I am not sure I would even be able to eat... I am an optimistic absurdist so I would probably be freaking out pretty bad.

[The_Real_Crunk]

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http://web.archive.org/web/200511011...ist/cookbg.jpg

Shot a camper 6 times in the head, sunk his boat, stole his boat motor, two lanterns, then took his wallet. Theres some ****ed up people out there. Gotta watch yourself.

[lil_das]

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It is pretty sad that when I read this stuff I worry. Some victims were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. One clerk got shot because she and the assailent had an argument over the price of a 6 pack of beer... and two witnesses were also shot just because they were there.

HAHA one guy asked for a jar of dill pickles (you'd think he would be sick of pickles after being in prison that long:P)

One moron said that he wanted to give his last meal to a homeless person...who the hell does he think he is?

HAHA my favorite one has probably got to be the guy who asked for a pot of coffee lol

Some of these idiots ask for world peace and justice... wow

[Ryner]

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A lot of guys sure wanted french fries...

[Crimson Knight]

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One moron said that he wanted to give his last meal to a homeless person...who the hell does he think he is?

Some of these idiots ask for world peace and justice... wow

God forbid people change their ways and realize what terrible things they did and even want try to redeem themselves.

one guy asked for a jar of dill pickles (you'd think he would be sick of pickles after being in prison that long:P)

Guess you're not all bad.

[JPS]

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The final meal requested may not reflect the actual final meal served

I can hear the guy now delivering the food...

"Heres your last meal you requested, you guys got everything you wanted, but if it tastes like ham and cheese its not my fault."

[Dusk Raven]

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One moron said that he wanted to give his last meal to a homeless person...who the hell does he think he is?

That was nice of him. He probably thinks he is someone who is going to die soon and therefore it does not matter weather he eats or not.

I don't know if I would eat anything. It'd just be a waste of food, since I'd die soon anyway.

I would of course order a grape-flavored soda, no matter what.

[ChaosKnightXD]

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I don't know how these people plan to eat all of this. It's funny you go down the list seeing all this food then all of a sudden you get to a guy who just wants an apple.

[JPS]

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or nothing unless his mother insists

It is kinda strange seeing people request this stuff knowing its the last thing theyll eat until theyre put to death, it must suck to know youre going to die.

[Kefka Jr.]

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John William Elliott was convicted of raping 19-year-old Joyce Munguia and beating her to death with a motorcycle chain.

He requested hot tea and chocolate chip cookies.