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    what kind of stupid behavior have you demonstrated in the past?

    maybe if we're lucky, Valk will post why he had to be taken to urgent care at 10 PM last night.
    Last edited by Mikochan; 05-05-2005, 01:19 PM.

    #2
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    Damn. Hope it wasn't the sandwich.

    Let's see...

    I periodically throw random food objects on the neighbor's roof, then see how long it takes for them to dissapear.

    When I was 6 I set the dining room table on fire. It was an accident, I swear.

    I bought old cans of SURGE soda off eBay and drank some of them.
    Eat Smello.

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      #3
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      Last year my brother and I drove around town at midnight blaring and singing "Bananaphone" at the top of our lungs.

      We also got the people at Wal-Mart to write something totally retarded on our birthday cake and couldn't stop giggling while we were requesting it, which warranted many strange looks from patrons.

      For one of my birthdays, a friend and I went to White Spot and for nostalgia's sake, I ordered a "Pirate Pak" which consists of a large cardboard pirate ship that holds fish and chips, ice cream, and a chocolate coin. It's only for people 12 and under, but it was late enough at night that the waitress let me get one. I ate the food, then placed the bottle of ketchup in the ship and declared it as my "booty". Then I pretented to shoot my friend down with the ship's cannons. He stared at me blankly for a few seconds, and then I said "You're supposed to sink." To my delight, he was a good sport and started sinking in his chair. Either that or he was just that embarrassed by me.

      There are many more, but I fail to think of any others, maybe I'll add them later as they come to me.
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        #4
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        NIX IS AWESOME. How many times in the past few weeks has that SURGE episode been brought up?

        I once went to a police station for harassing a guy online over ICQ. That was pretty stupid. Fortunately, it didn't go on my record. I was 14 at the time, so I think I deserve a little credit for being young and dumb, instead of just dumb.

        I've been telling people that I've already read '1984' for years, when I only first read it last week. That's a stupid lie that I have no idea why I've engaged for so long.
        "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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          #5
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          A couple of summers ago, at night me and my friends were hanging out in the grade school playground. I stood up and said, "I'm going to kick that trash can in the parking lot." So I walk across the playground, through the parking lot, and reach the trash can. I pick up my foot, and just then, a squad car shoots into the parking lot. So I see that flash of white and red and blue and think, in a Holden Caulfield-esque moment of fake drama, "Crap, the cops are onto me," so I turn and run back to the playground. BUT I TRIP, fall, and scrape my hands and knees up something awful. So the cop gets out, just making his rounds I assume (since school playgrounds are a pretty usual spot for teenage delinquence), and asks us what we were up to. We were just like, "Talking," but then he asks me what I was doing over by the trash can, so I say, "Well, I was throwing something out, and uh, you startled me, so... I ran. And fell." He asked me where I lived. So I told him. After he left, all my friends started laughing and one of them revealed to me that he caught it all on his new digital video camera.

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            #6
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            I put my head through a window that I forgot was there.
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              #7
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              In second grade, I couldn't keep still, and my teacher yelled at me saying, "DO I HAVE TO GLUE YOU TO YOUR CHAIR!?" So, she turns around, and I grab a glue stick and slathered it all over the seat. It definantly didn't glue me too the seat, but it certainly nailed me a phone call home.

              In third grade, while on the playground, I proclaimed to everyone, "I'M GOING TO RAPE AND KILL 12 WOMEN, THEN COMMIT SUICIDE." I'm not exactly sure why I yelled that, but it had something to do with the conversation. Of course a Noon Aid (like parental patrol on the playground) heard me... a lot of trouble for that too.

              I drew some woman with very large saggy breasts, in fourth grade, and I got a call home for that too. I still don't see how that broke any rules.

              Chased some kid around with a pair of scissors.

              Played Gundam Wing on the playground for weeks.

              I was **** up in grade school...

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                #8
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                Shot rocks with a sling shot in the air in the middle of town....hit a person's roof, and I quickly hid the slingshot.

                The guy came over to me, and started blaming me for the rocks. I of course denied it

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                  #9
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                  once I pressed all the buttons on an elevator. the next guy who came in yelled at me for it. felt awful after that. yeah I'm totally a delinquent.

                  I DID nearly run a guy over. I was going to pull out onto the street from a parking lot at the mall. Looked left and right, and while I was looking left I took the foot off the brake and stepped on the gas. Luckily the other person in the car was all "STOP."

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                    #10
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                    Hi. I'm Valkysas. no explanation or run-down of my bahavior neccesary.

                    last night was a horrible event. I now have a half-circle burnt on my arm.

                    we went road sledding. basically tie a sled to the back of a car, and go cruising. I was in the sled. I neglected to put my feet out to slow down when we came to a stop sign, so I slid into the back of her car. I put my arms up to guard, my arm hit her exhaust pipe. burnt me pretty damn good.



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                      #11
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                      I once punched an old glass window bare-handed, and it broke, cutting up my hand pretty badly.
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                        #12
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                        Originally posted by Big Rick Cook
                        I once went to a police station for harassing a guy online over ICQ. That was pretty stupid. Fortunately, it didn't go on my record. I was 14 at the time, so I think I deserve a little credit for being young and dumb, instead of just dumb.
                        Redneck and I had something similar to that happen. Let me set the stage for you.

                        There's a girl, who insists that she is better than us (us being Redneck, myself and two others) and made sure to remind us of this at every occasion. We understandably, got mad at this and called her something that rhymed with bunt. Flash forward two weeks, since then, no contact has been made with this individual. We all get called to the office and are threatened with an 8 day suspension. Redneck diddn't even do much of anything. But hey, this chick was a serious bunt.
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                          #13
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                          I too have walked into many a window or sliding door that was actually closed.

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                            #14
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                            Rick, Manyak: Actually, I did something like that, too.

                            Me and some friends started a web site in 8th grade. On it, we pretty much slandered people we didn't like (That wasn't the site's goal, but it's what we did). In particular, a teacher with a heavy Russian accent. A few of us got called to the office and yelled at. One of us got suspended.

                            Me, I was smart enough to use a pen name.
                            Last edited by Kefka Jr.; 05-05-2005, 09:12 PM.

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                              #15
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                              For a prank I dressed in drag and suduced a friend of mine, trying to be smug about it I ventured into the ladies bathroom in a public place...luckily I was able to make a hasty retreat.

                              Quite the experience, I suggest you all try it.
                              Last edited by DK; 05-05-2005, 09:29 PM.

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