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    WTF Tekken character

    ...seriously.

    Bob

    Known as martial arts genius, with his toned body and handsome face he was very popular. However when he was unable to beat opponents who were larger than he was, Bob became determined to engineer his body to increase power and weight while maintaining speed. For this reason, Bob disappears from the fighting world.

    A few years later after completing his body engineering… Everyone around him is shocked at his appearance! Although people are not taking Bob seriously anymore, he is confident about his new found strength. To test his new found power he enters The King of Iron Fist Tournament 6.
    Last edited by Kire; 08-29-2007, 11:56 AM.

    #2
    Re: WTF Tekken character

    It's the token fat guy.

    Bout time.
    "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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      #3
      Re: WTF Tekken character

      They have a token fat guy sumo wrestler, but hey, what the hell.

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        #4
        Re: WTF Tekken character

        The only Tekken I ever played was 3, so I didn't know there was a sumo wrestler.
        "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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          #5
          Re: WTF Tekken character

          It's the token fat guy.

          Bout time.
          and the token AMERICAN. he's blond, fat, and has a beard. thats what americans look like to japanese people. also, notice that with his pale white skin, his red shirt, and blue pants, he is pretty much an obese american flag.

          it's possible he's not american, but I would be seriously shocked if he wasnt.
          Last edited by Valkysas; 08-29-2007, 12:37 PM.



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            #6
            Re: WTF Tekken character

            He looks like Ethan Suplee with a blonde mop.
            "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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              #7
              Re: WTF Tekken character

              a beard is not a substitute for a jawline!

              I agree w/ Valk though...he is how the Japanese view Americans.
              Last edited by Kire; 08-29-2007, 12:49 PM.

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                #8
                Re: WTF Tekken character

                I say we retaliate with as many slanty-eyed buck-toothed Tojo cartoons as possible!

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                  #9
                  Re: WTF Tekken character

                  Originally posted by Valkysas View Post
                  and the token AMERICAN. he's blond, fat, and has a beard. thats what americans look like to japanese people. also, notice that with his pale white skin, his red shirt, and blue pants, he is pretty much an obese american flag.
                  Also, his name is Bob.

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                    #10
                    Re: WTF Tekken character

                    Give that guy black hair and you've got Mario.
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                      #11
                      Re: WTF Tekken character

                      Wow, now Tekken actually is interesting. Too bad it took RACISM to do that.

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                        #12
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                        A fat character makes a game interesting?

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                          #13
                          Re: WTF Tekken character

                          Relatively interesting, fine.

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                            #14
                            Re: WTF Tekken character

                            It worked for Resident Evil. Well, RE was more than interesting before the racism but it's taken it to new heights.
                            I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                              #15
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                              i knew a dude in college that looked just like bob.

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