Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

[The_Real_Crunk]

Do you know any?

Theres this guy where I work. Nerdiest looking mofo you will ever see. He's 43, lives with his parents, has been washing dishes at this restaraunt for the past 20+ years, and all he ever talks about is guns, and how he likes to shoot them. He has huge thick lenses on his glasses, and hes mentioned he likes to hang around the comic shop alot too.

When we are cooking and there no dishes for him to wash he just stands there and stares at us. And every conversation with him ends in him bringing up guns again, or wars. I have to force myslef to seem interested in what he has to talk about cause I dont wanna make him feel bad.

He was telling me the other day his mom took him up to some place to renew his gun license.

[Owl of Parliament]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

I do remember this one guy who was like 34 though and he had a pony tail and watched Star Trek, he lived with his parents and all that. I made a 40 year old virgin joke once, I don't quite remember how it went but he was kind of offended by it. He was a nice guy though, it seemed like there was a point in his life where he was really awkward but he was getting over it. He lived in Niagara Falls, he'd give me a ride home sometimes. Don't wait until you're 34 to get your life started though.

[The Toecutter]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

When we are cooking and there no dishes for him to wash he just stands there and stares at us. And every conversation with him ends in him bringing up guns again, or wars. I have to force myslef to seem interested in what he has to talk about cause I dont wanna make him feel bad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Brecher


Sounds like the War Nerd. AHHHHHHHH!

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

I made a 40 year old virgin joke once, I don't quite remember how it went but he was kind of offended by it.

MAN! One of ther servers whos always talking **** was saying he was looking forward to the movie commming out. Then he looked over to this guy and said "40 year old virgin. Thats like your life story eh?", and laughed. he just looked away and down at the floor. I felt really bad, BUT IT WAS FUNNY.

[Vandal KING]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

Damn, that's cruel.

[Chad]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

I wonder why it is that they portrayed 40 Year Old Virgin as a guy who practices and is really good at so much, shaves, and prepares a delicious / nutritious breakfast. The two I know are balding already, don't shave, and have a creepy voice.

[Ryner]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

Because it was a movie?

[Blackberry]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

I prefer to believe my parents are forty-something year old virgins.

[Red Dragon]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

Then how are you here?

[Ryner]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

The stork, dummy.

[Red Dragon]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

Doh!

[Blackberry]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

I prefer the mystical key that was turned into human form scenario.

[Chad]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

Then how are you here?

You know, we have an alternate birthing theory about my friend's mom that involves a gym sock...

[Biggie]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

Do you know any?

Theres this guy where I work. Nerdiest looking mofo you will ever see. He's 43, lives with his parents, has been washing dishes at this restaraunt for the past 20+ years, and all he ever talks about is guns, and how he likes to shoot them. He has huge thick lenses on his glasses, and hes mentioned he likes to hang around the comic shop alot too.

When we are cooking and there no dishes for him to wash he just stands there and stares at us. And every conversation with him ends in him bringing up guns again, or wars. I have to force myslef to seem interested in what he has to talk about cause I dont wanna make him feel bad.

He was telling me the other day his mom took him up to some place to renew his gun license.

OMG.... The dishwasher at my job is just like that! F'n creepy.

[Caciss]

Re: Real Life 40 Year Old Virgins

Maybe you guys... work at the same place!!!