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    C'mon, does oxygen REALLY matter?

    The lung is a relic of our vessel, couldn't we just build robot lungs that convert sound and light into usable energy? Like we even need veins. ****. Don't get me started on veins. Couldnt we trade those in for wiring that lets us listen a Living On a Prayer all day? I know that's the soundtrack to my life.

    That might not make sense, I just did a bag of crack and injected Vicodin
    into my eye.
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    Re: C'mon, does oxygen REALLY matter?

    I often question the need for oxygen as well. Of course, the government would lead you to believe we should take oxygen by any means possible, and they do so through false pre-texes. But should we, as a people, accept that?

    According to rightwingcrap.com:

    With no doubt, the current stock market troubles are a sign that America's oxygen supply is running low. Not even Europe, the former oxygen powerhouse of the 20th century, has a great supply.
    What should we do about this? I'm currently building a machine that turns water into air.

    From waterintoair.com

    If we continue to use up our oxygen at such a rediculous rate, $2.25 a gallon will seem like the least of our worries.
    I'm inclined to agree.
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      #3
      Re: C'mon, does oxygen REALLY matter?

      Ryner makes very good point, I had a small essay written to back up his backing up of my theories, but I think this video gives it to you in a nutshell:

      Watch it and weep Oxygen sheep.
      "At first it just looked like a picture of a bunch of lily pads, but then I started scraping at it with my pocket knife and the whole painting just sort of spoke to me," Schmidt said. "For the first time, I finally understand what Monet was trying to get across in her work."

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        That video was devastating. >_< How can the public be so ignorant?

        Luckily, I've been modifying my lungs so they can on run on the nutrients found in Betty Crocker chocolate cake icing. The procedure is relatively inexpensive and hardly time consuming, compared to breathing a paltry fossil like oxygen!

        Come summertime I'll be burning icing like nobody's business. I'll be able to walk from 0-6 MPH in seven seconds flat! Can overexpensive oxygen do that in that time? I think not. Refer to Melina and Quaid's debate on the matter:

        Melina: It's been a while Hauser. Still bulging I see.
        Melina: What have you been feeding this thing?
        Douglas Quaid: Blondes.
        Melina: I think it's still hungry.

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          I'll be able to walk from 0-6 MPH in seven seconds flat! Can overexpensive oxygen do that in that time? I think not.
          Actually, that is quite slow. It is not uncommon for an adult human running on oxygen to be able to run from 0-13 MPH in < 4 seconds. Power walking can achieve similar results.
          The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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            I can run exactly 20 mph, thanks to oxygen!
            Lil' Bean is here!

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              CONSERVATIVE PUKE.

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                Oxygen, it's what's for dinner!
                sig removed due to banned words being in playlist.

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                  #9
                  Re: C'mon, does oxygen REALLY matter?

                  Oxygen, it's what's for dinner!
                  *poke*

                  MOOOOOOOO!

                  *sizzle*
                  The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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