Resident Evil 3: Taste of Vomit in the Back of my Throat

[Magus]

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/resi...xtinction.html

Mm. Mm. Ugh. I can taste that gyro again.

[Ryner]

Re: Resident Evil 3: Taste of Vomit in the Back of my Throat

"Do you want to go down that hole?"

"Hell yeah."

[John Mora]

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I realllllly don't understand. It's like they sat down and said, "How can we make Milla Jovovich more unattractive?"

[Kefka Jr.]

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What is going on? It's like Versus meets Wild Wild West or some ****.

[Valkysas]

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I was okay with the first one. its good, considering it's a video game movie.

I honestly loved the second one, even though milla tried her best to make me hate it. the damn film had so much RE Fanservice that I couldnt help but enjoy it. at the theater, me and my friend steven gave the movie a standing ovation when Nemesis said "stars". we're fanatical about the RE games, of course. we often say hello by asking where barry is. oh god, we were hoping so much for a barry reference somewhere in that movie, but it never came.

The third one... there's no hope for it. It doesnt seem to have any ties to the RE games at all. zombies in the desert? lets see... no. a desert is a horrible place for zombies. they dry out. stiff human leather cannot move. if it had SOME connection to the games, then I'd consider watching it. as-is, I'll ignore it. unless it turns out there's a barry reference.

[Magus]

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I completely agree with you, Valk. First one was passable.

Second one was hilarious and awesome. Had a complete blast.

Third one? Small time.



Doesn't even look like Jill Valentine is back. But Omar Epps is?

FUNK DAT.

[John Mora]

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I think Jill's along for the ride. Along with CARLOS. But isn't RE5 gonna be in the desert? :3

[The Toecutter]

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If it didn't have the Resident Evil name, characters, and basic story arc attached to it, I'd be much more likely to enjoy it. I think it would make a decent stand-alone movie if it was unnattached to Resident Evil in any way, but alas...

[Valkysas]

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But isn't RE5 gonna be in the desert? :3

will it have zombies? we don't know. is the entire game in the desert? again, we don't know.

we know at least a few seconds of the game takes place in an area with sand. sand doesnt mean that there's no water, or moisture. desert means that. what we saw in the movie trailer was a desert. what we saw in the game trailer was "sandy location".

[The_Real_Crunk]

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So it looks like the world(or at least that portion has been screwed over by the zombie infestations? Or mabey its just an abandoned desert area, and theres a big lab underneath it, and all the zombies are comming form there?

Hell, they could only spend like the first 10 minutes in the desert, then go to some other place.

It really needs more huge freaky mutants though, and not just zombies. Nemesis was the best damn part of 2.

[The Dark Jester]

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I think this could be a fun zombie movie but definatly not a Resident Evil movie.

[Red Dragon]

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I didn't like the first one, they basically killed off most of the characters in 5 seconds of showing them. The second one was ok, But I've never played a RE game besides 1 and 4.

[Vonwert]

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If they just followed the storyline of the games, we could have had a live action Ada...but no....we get this...

[Big Rick Cook]

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Doesn't even look like Jill Valentine is back. But Omar Epps is?

Mike Epps.

[Jamos]

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Okay, Nemesis, forget about S.T.A.R.S. and hunt down these movie makers, instead. K thx.