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I think that I would prefer jousting with automobiles instead. For each automobile in the competition(typically 2), there is one driver and one passenger; the passenger keeps their torso and arms extended out of the vehicle through the passenger-side window holding a spear of sorts. The drivers commandeering each car drive towards each other as fast as possible, giving enough clearance to where the vehicles don't collide, but keeping close enough to where the passengers can spear each other.
The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson
It would become popular with the people who are really gung ho about driving and texting at the same time. Wouldn't work well over here though, we have too many people who are...a bit too wide to fit on such a device.
"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
If they could build in a toilet, and a TP dispenser... I could be way more productive! Add a mini-fridge, and headrest - I'd never need to get up again.
I think that I would prefer jousting with automobiles instead. For each automobile in the competition(typically 2), there is one driver and one passenger; the passenger keeps their torso and arms extended out of the vehicle through the passenger-side window holding a spear of sorts. The drivers commandeering each car drive towards each other as fast as possible, giving enough clearance to where the vehicles don't collide, but keeping close enough to where the passengers can spear each other.
And then their spines could shatter when they are hit and slammed back into the windowframe, awesome.
I think that I would prefer jousting with automobiles instead. For each automobile in the competition(typically 2), there is one driver and one passenger; the passenger keeps their torso and arms extended out of the vehicle through the passenger-side window holding a spear of sorts. The drivers commandeering each car drive towards each other as fast as possible, giving enough clearance to where the vehicles don't collide, but keeping close enough to where the passengers can spear each other.
That's nuts. Dreamknight is right, spines would shatter, blood would spill and it would not be pretty.
Though when I was about 11 or 12, my friends and I came up with the idea of the "horseless joust". Basically, we stuck an arm out in from of our body, made a fist, and then ran at each other. Kids.
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