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    #46
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    You guys are probably pretty lucky I've never posted here hree sheets to the wind, though I think I have come here in the past after a couple beers. I get pretty crazy after I've had a few too many.

    The first time I got ****faced I wound up screaming at myself in the mirror, calling myself Vincent for about an hour. The second time I started babbling randomly about women, then lost all control of my legs and spent the night laying in the bathroom, the third time I just puked all over myself and passed out on the sofa. Crazy times, folks.

    Mostly I can stop myself, so long as other people don't start feeding them to me. The problem is that I have some friends who think that it's real funny to get people to drink until they puke their guts out.

    I'd have to say I'm a Guinness man. If I gotta drink domestic, it's gotta be MGD. As for mixed drinks, my favorite is the harley oil. One part whiskey, one part yagermeister. The yagermeister tones down the whiskey just enough to make it go down reeeeeeeeeal smooth.

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      #47
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      To me, whiskey IS real smooth.
      The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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        #48
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        THere's a hurricane comeing! Everyone drink!
        The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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          #49
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          I would LOVE to get plastered during a major natural disaster. One of my goals in life...
          The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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            #50
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            When I'm too old to do anything I'm gonna blow all my money on heroin and eventually OD.

            That'll be great.

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              #51
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              A professor of Criminal Justice who I am aquainted with spent many years in prison because of heroin. Boy does he have some stories to tell about Abu Ghraib in our own back yard...

              He's off of heroin now, of course, but I'd bet money that he gets plastered quite frequently from booze.
              The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                #52
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                I don't like most hard alcohols. I like Jaegermeister.

                Everything else that's hard, I could do without.
                "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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                  #53
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                  Omg doods! So this is how it goes down. I hyad 8 ounces of Jack p,us Dr, Pepers in less than 1/2 hour and i had a enm,y stomach so now i am buzzed beywond belief and I ate a tuan sub from subway and i feel readlly really gassy opr stick so I hjadpe that I will not throw up becauswe I hjave A LOT of homwork to do. lk thanks bai,.
                  Lil' Bean is here!

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                    #54
                    Re: The Drunk topic

                    Know what has a bad taste?

                    Alcohol.

                    If booze tasted like water, nobody would drink it.
                    sig removed due to banned words being in playlist.

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                      #55
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                      Actually, my booze tahsted pretty godo, which is probably why I dodn't know wher to stop! k
                      Lil' Bean is here!

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                        #56
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                        Remember, until you're over the age of 40, getting wasted can be considered a "youthful indiscretion!"
                        Eat Smello.

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                          #57
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                          Lucky me! I get to post in tihs topci two days in a row!

                          Except today I am drinking somethinmg that ytastes like nail polish remover smells. 'Castillo Gold Rum'. Is anyone familiar with tihs?
                          Last edited by Funk; 10-12-2005, 04:39 PM.
                          Lil' Bean is here!

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                            #58
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                            i'm such an angry person.

                            i wish i weren't.

                            my comedy comes from anger, though.

                            but i don't think my comedy is good enough to take me anywhere.

                            hence, more anger.


                            EDIT: Well that was a nice 3-day bender.
                            Last edited by highwind; 10-17-2005, 02:06 PM.

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                              #59
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                              How do you find time for a three-day bender? I had to fight to squeeze a 10-hour bender in this week!
                              Lil' Bean is here!

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                                #60
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                                I had a 4 day Fall Break.

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