Will you be staying the night?

[Innkeeper]

It's 40 gold pieces per person.

Yes?
No?

[Ben Din Over]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

*deletes topic*

[Innkeeper]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

Thank you. Have a great night.

[plumpkin]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

Mmmm, you're kinda' cute. How 'bout you let me stay fer free, sugar?

[Miss T Magus]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

Do you charge by the hour?

[plumpkin]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

I sure do darlin'!

[Poutypoo]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

Gold? Sob.

(Sniffle)

I only have 2 dollars. My dad gives me fifty cents every week for my piggy bank. I need (Sniffle) more money. That makes me sad and lonely.

Waaaah!

[Mcardy]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

Sounds like this ol' Inn Keeper has been listening to Glenn Beck.

No thanks, Sir. I shall take my business to a place that doesn't operate on the gold standard.

[Ethan Rom]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

Ever since Ben forced me to infiltrate the camp of those plane crash survivors, I've been needing a good sleep.
I just need to grab the pregnant girl when the time is right, and then I won't need the innkeeper's services.
Until then, it's very tempting.

[Cat]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

Cats stay for free.

[Innkeeper]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

My, we sure have a lot of guests today. Is there a festival in town?

[Hrafn (illeism)]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

Hrafn thinks the festival is a Halloween costume party that is not living up to its full potential. Probably because of a certain troll who enjoys ruining the festivities.

[Hrafn The Troll]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

You will someday learn to embrace me. After all, we are as one, you and I.
Who else will protect you from all these people? They laugh at you, you know! They mock you, they belittle you, they despise you!
I am all you have.

[Software Pirate]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

I hacked the game with my Ay - ARRRRRRRRRRRR Max so I can stay for free, ye landlubber.

I'm entitled to it.

Now how bout some rum, innkeeper?

[Innkeeper]

Re: Will you be staying the night?

Sorry I only let guests that can't afford the usual price stay for free.