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    #16
    Re: Greetings, nerdy infidels!

    Originally posted by Oblivion Loading Screen View Post
    Each race has it's own set of special abilities and powers....Skeletor and Terrorist guy.
    *Installs 360 version of Oblivion to HDD for faster loading screens*

    Problem solved!

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      #17
      Re: Greetings, nerdy infidels!

      Oblivion is dead! Long live...

      TWO WORLDS!

      (Bob must be destroyed, of course.)

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        #18
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        Bad news crazy terrorist guy. As a reaper I've seen the otherworld and I have seen your virgins... You don't mind fat hairy men, right?

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          #19
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          Do not worry, my fellow Americans, for I am here to save you.

          Once we have many months of deliberation, planning, then wait while my wine gets at just the perfect date. It is possible that I will do maybe somthing somtime in the future about this problem. Maybe.

          Up! Up! And away!

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            #20
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              #21
              Re: Greetings, nerdy infidels!

              I'm not sure who the lass with the red hood is, but if things fail to work out with my current housemate (I can no longer refer to her as anything but one with whom I share a house), I might be willing to let her open my package, and let her greedily consume my moist, soft and flavorful bumps and ridges. As I'm always considerate of the one I spend time with, I'd make sure she brushed her teeth afterwards, though. Because from the look of that picture, she certainly seems to have a toothy grin. And it would be embarassing for the both of us to have one of my poppy seeds get stuck in her pearly whites.



              Have I really sunk this low to start fantasizing about my own poppy seeds getting stuck in another girl's teeth? I'm not going to give up on her, even though she's given up on me, and found love in the dough of a bagel. Because that's just the kind of pastry I am.

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                #22
                Re: Greetings, nerdy infidels!

                Middle Eastern Terrorist, you rolled an 11.

                You manage to crack one of ******'s polished stones with your Big @#%$ing Sword.

                ****** attacks!



                ****** swallows you whole.

                Game over, man. Game @#%$ing over.
                Last edited by Barrett's ****ing d20; 10-31-2009, 02:35 PM.

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                  #23
                  Re: Greetings, nerdy infidels!

                  I wish she'd take me in my entirety in her mouth and swallow me whole.


                  Unfortunately, she came home from the store with a new pastry. A bag of six poppyseed bagels now reside to my left. Now she's really trying to hurt me. Poppyseed bagels? Does she not realize what kind of emotional damage that is currently doing to me? It's as if she's saying, "I like one part of you, but hate the rest, and I've found that exact part in another." It's almost as if she's brazenly rubbing it in my face. It's like she's stomping on my package with a stiletto heel until I burst, and my moist deliciousness shoots out the hole on top.


                  I wish she would just rip me apart and throw me away instead of making me her unwilling audience.

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                    #24
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                    Wow! Say, is that edible?

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                      #25
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                      The Muffin is NOT edible!

                      Bob's soul, on the other hand...

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                        #26
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                        The above work in visual form represents the theme of an edible soul.


                        It's these visual works that are destroying the small bit of remaining power I have left. Films never did. Television never did until MTV came on the air. It caused the entire nation's attention span to decrease to the point where picking up a newspaper or magazine was no longer a viable option.


                        And this internet put the final nail in my coffin.

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