help!!

[Gros Minou]

Re: help!!

I'm not off topic . His motorcycle is broke so I think he can do something what I said

[Perversion]

Re: help!!

I'm offering to fix the 49 Indian in exchange for a chunk of onyx, plus two gold pieces. After it's done and you like my work, I wouldn't be adverse to also accepting 2 healing potions, either.

[American Hero]

Re: help!!

Chucks of Onyx can be found in the Twilight Caverns west of here, you'll need a Pick Axe to gather them.
Healing Potions can be found at the local shop, but they are highly overpriced.

[Wavelength]

Re: help!!

Chucks of Onyx can be found in the Twilight Caverns west of here, you'll need a Pick Axe to gather them.
Healing Potions can be found at the local shop, but they are highly overpriced.

Please see the town's local craftsman, Dwarvoloo; he can construct a Pick Axe for you. He lives in a hut on top of Mt. Gundor, directly to the west of this village. You will need to bring him some lumber and a few ounces of Adamantine Ore. Here's the lumber.

[Red Dragon]

Re: help!!

It seems you don't have enough food to make the trip, get me two pickled hams and a squeaky toy. Then I will give you a bag of grain and some water.

[Wavelength]

Re: help!!

It seems you don't have enough food to make the trip, get me two pickled hams and a squeaky toy. Then I will give you a bag of grain and some water.

Can I just skip you and eat the pickled hams on the trip?

[IamPinhead]

Re: help!!

Can I just skip you and eat the pickled hams on the trip?

Sorry, these are my special pickled hams that only I can stomach. The grain and water is specially prepared for a mountain trip.
I'm still waiting for my hog-monkey hides. Hog-monkeys can be found on top of the mountain.

[Hrafn]

Re: help!!

Chucks of Onyx can be found in the Twilight Caverns west of here, you'll need a Pick Axe to gather them.
Healing Potions can be found at the local shop, but they are highly overpriced.

Chucks of Onyx? Sounds like a really bad metal band name. Probably with an all-white lineup trying to be ironic.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: help!!

Sorry, these are my special pickled hams that only I can stomach. The grain and water is specially prepared for a mountain trip.
I'm still waiting for my hog-monkey hides. Hog-monkeys can be found on top of the mountain.

i just pickeled these hams this morning. now if only i had a barrel i could give them to you and make more. youll need to gather 5 iron ores and a few planks of wood. i think the pirates plauging the local waters may have the parts you need.

ohh what luck there is one along the beach now.

[Jamos]

Re: help!!

The Uber Beast took out the pirates and their lair. Seems the only way to get the parts is to get the Atom Changer Ray. It is only found at the tower based club known as the Miles A High Club. You must do several erotic tasks before Miles will give you the map to its location.

[American Hero]

Re: help!!

You'll need to learn a new song on your Ocarina before the door will open for you.

[Red Dragon]

Re: help!!

I know half of the notes, but you need to help me find the other half.

[Wavelength]

Re: help!!

The other half of the notes are in... Larry's Codex.

Thankfully Larry is now home and is happy to give it to you.

But when you open Larry's Codex realize that everything is written in invisible ink! Larry, inexplicably, is no longer home. You'll need some way to decipher what is written...

[American Hero]

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Thank You Mario!

But Larry is in another castle!

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