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    tonight I went to the mall with a few of my friends. we were in EB and I was playing that Beat Agents whatsit game for the DS. this really cute girl comes over and starts watching me. when I beat the level, she smiled at me and said "good job!". I just kinda smiled weakly and walked away.
    I'm pretty sure that was the girl I was meant to marry. but now what am I going to do?

    so share your horrible tales of shame involving the crippling fear of talking to pretty girls here with the entire world!

    #2
    Re: hooray! I am a wuss

    NICE BLOWN CHANCE.

    You'll probably never see her again. Just imagine she already had a boyfriend.

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      #3
      Re: hooray! I am a wuss

      That usually helps.

      I blow chances like this

      every

      day.


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        #4
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        Originally posted by jvrlopez View Post
        Just imagine she already had a boyfriend.
        lol every girl worth a damn already does. and all their boyfriends are jackasses since I am not them.

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          #5
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          dude, just chill. if a girl approaches YOU, that means that she is at least interested in talking to you. not just that, but she might be just as nervous as you in a conversation. so you introduce yourself, and try to talk about stuff. I mean like the freakin game you were just playing. or video games in general. she was in there for a reason.

          ORRR maybe she came over and talked to you because her friends dared her to find the biggest loser in the room and talk to him, LOL

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            #6
            Re: hooray! I am a wuss

            No girl has ever dared to talk to me, or at least utter more than 1 word other than the casual "hi".
            I have never spoken to any girl.

            Does that make me really lucky, or just plain ghey?
            Considering my age, one must wonder..

            And yes. That was your future wife, whom together you would be living in a mansion somewhere off the coast of some rich, tropical island, there to spend the rest of your natual lives in bliss, wealth and harmony.

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              #7
              Re: hooray! I am a wuss

              Originally posted by josh View Post
              tonight I went to the mall with a few of my friends. we were in EB and I was playing that Beat Agents whatsit game for the DS. this really cute girl comes over and starts watching me. when I beat the level, she smiled at me and said "good job!". I just kinda smiled weakly and walked away.
              I'm pretty sure that was the girl I was meant to marry. but now what am I going to do?

              so share your horrible tales of shame involving the crippling fear of talking to pretty girls here with the entire world!
              OMFG! A girl said two words to you, and she even smiled at you, sounds like love. Well in the off chance you get her address somehow, don't forget to throw tiny rocks at her window so the window doesn't break, then hold the boom box above your head playing something sad with a forlorn look on your face.

              ....I'm sorry but it was funny.
              Last edited by Owl of Parliament; 11-12-2006, 05:46 AM.

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                #8
                Re: hooray! I am a wuss

                Originally posted by Owl of Parliament View Post
                OMFG! A girl said two words to you, and she even smiled at you, sounds like love. Well in the off chance you get her address somehow, don't forget to throw tiny rocks at her window so the window doesn't break, then hold the boom box above your head playing something sad with a forlorn look on your face.

                ....I'm sorry but it was funny.


                Girlfriends/Boyfriends are overrated anyhow. ENJOY LIFE WHILE YOU CAN!
                Last edited by Red Dragon; 11-12-2006, 09:45 AM.

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                  #9
                  Re: hooray! I am a wuss

                  I kinda had the opposite thing happen. I met this girl at a DDR tournament at the top floor of my residence hall, and we talked for like two hours about anime, YTMND, cartoon voice actors, and then we watched 24. Then I saw her two days later, and said "Hi" in such a way as to trigger further conversation, and she DIDN'T EVEN STOP OR SAY ANYTHING.

                  For once I actually tried to attain human connection, and nothing happened. The lesson is: never try.

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                    #10
                    Re: hooray! I am a wuss

                    A girl at EB? Blasphemy!
                    .

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                      #11
                      Re: hooray! I am a wuss

                      Originally posted by Porkchop
                      Do you guys really need that much help with women? We ARE NOT complicated creatures. Yes, sometimes, some of us can seem like horrible heart eating monsters but that really isn't the case. Especially not a girl in EB. Contrary to popular belief, more and more girls are interested in the "nerdy" guys. We LIKE when you pay attention to us so why is it so hard for you to talk to a girl. Just remember: If you talk to her either shes going to want to talk to you or she'll laugh in your face. No matter how much the latter hurts, there is a girl who won't know what warhammer and ddr is and will think you are cool.
                      *WILD APPLAUSE*

                      I can attest to the whole "nerdy" guys thing. More than half of my friends like 'em nerdy! Hell, even I do. I'll admit it!

                      See, nerdy guys are more fun. I don't think I could ever date a guy who didn't like video games. I had a crush on this one guy at work a few years ago, and then one day he's like "I hate video games. They're such a waste of time!" I ran for the freakin' hills.
                      "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                        #12
                        Re: hooray! I am a wuss

                        What, people who post on a message board tend to have alot of nerdy friends? No way.

                        Dude you're not a wuss, you're just at the beginning of a John Hughes-type teen romantic comedy where you go through crazy hijinks to find a girl you barely met. Now, do you have a friend who's clothing style can only be described as zany?
                        The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                          #13
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                          Originally posted by Porkchop
                          BTW Josh, How old are you?
                          Looking at his profile he is 18.

                          Too young to be in a relationship anyways IMO.

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                            #14
                            Re: hooray! I am a wuss

                            Contrary to popular belief, more and more girls are interested in the "nerdy" guys. We LIKE when you pay attention to us so why is it so hard for you to talk to a girl.
                            I guess I can kinda see that. Half of my friends are kinda nerdy (or way nerdy). Most of them have had GFs before. (Funny how I was gonna try and use that to contradict you.) And my female friends like video games.

                            Josh, if you're still a hormone-spiked teen, a GF would be nice, but not necessary. If you blew a chance, you'll probably get one some other time. Who knows, she might be at EB again.

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                              #15
                              Re: hooray! I am a wuss

                              Boil'em Mash'em Stick'em in a Stew

                              Anyhow!

                              I would have been mean to 'er, How dare she vulture over my videogames. If you did SOMEHOW make a connection and she WASN'T there for 'er boyfriend she prob woulda been a nag anyhow.

                              *grumble* Looking at my videogame *grumble*

                              Last edited by Red Dragon; 11-12-2006, 09:20 PM.

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