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Back when I was a camp counselor I had a "Fun With Duct Tape" program the kids could sign up for. Mostly we made duct tape wallets, but I also ended up with duct tape glasses and earrings (that they put on me). I think it was just to distract me though, because after they were done I turned around and there was a kid duct taped to a tree, full with hands bound and mouth taped. Not quite sure how they got that one past me.
Currently, right now it is the only thing that is holding up my car window, but the oddest things that are avaible on the free forum has been making a dollhouse (furniture and all) for my action figures with cardboard (I was fifth grade. >.<).
More recently, when I was in high-school I learned how to make a skirt and purse from duct tape. I also decorated my minatures case with it and electrical tape.
Duct tape. What other invention has had the single greatest impact on the way of the man? Duct tape; Duck tape; no matter what you call it, everyone knows what you’re talking about! The tool of all trades, the fix-all for everything! Duct tape was meant to be the perfect solution to all problems. Stemming back from the day that Jesus blessed the first piece of duct tape, men across the globe have rejoiced about the wonders of this miracle.
As all men know, Duct tape is the solution to every problem. Rip in your jeans? Duct tape makes them a “fashion statement.” Fashion statements like pink shirts have been and will always be meant for girls. Bike rack not functioning properly? Duct tape will keep those two-wheeled devils secure. After a knife fight, the manliest of men will go straight to the garage for a piece of duct tape instead of to the hospital for some annoying stitches. Plus, doctors are just bureaucrats. No thanks, but I don’t need a second opinion.
Speaking of which, duct tape is the building block of life. Don’t let science class confuse you. I can’t see atoms, how do I know they exist? The true man would always have several rolls handy. Contrary to popular belief, duct tape comes in only one color; the only manly color, silver. Red, yellow, blue and orange are all considered cloth tape colors, and they are for girls. You don’t want to be a girl, do you, or worse off, a girlie man?
Duct tape is like a good pair of work boots. In order to truly understand the true awesomeness of Duct tape, think about how long it lasts. Forever. No sir, duct tape isn’t going anywhere. Experts agree that duct tape can and will be the solution to fixing the ecosystem. The hole in the O-Zone layer can be patched up, and they’re more than confident that duct tape will do wonders for the rain forest. (See Figure 1-1)
Anyway, Duct tape is totally awesome, but don’t take our word for it, we recommend you read anything in the The Duct Tape Book series by Jim Berg and Tim Nyberg. And when I say read, I mean “read.” Don’t worry men; there are a lot of pictures. Real men don’t need to read, especially if it’s just instructions. I mean, how do you think we built the old high school? What kind of a wimp needs walls!*
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* Note: This is from the high school paper. That was kind of a joke to the school because our school was basically just an open warehouse so our school was without walls. The only thing dividing the classes were the lockers and blackboards.
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