Chris Penn kaput

[Magus]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=12877

Actor Chris Penn, brother of Sean Penn, was found dead Tuesday at a condominium near the beach in Santa Monica, reports the Associated Press.

Police said they discovered the 43-year-old actor's body around 4 p.m. Lt. Frank Fabrega said there were no obvious signs of foul play.

An autopsy will be conducted to determine the cause of death, authorities said.

Chris Penn's credits included Mulholland Falls, Rumble Fish, All the Right Moves, Footloose and Rush Hour. He also played Nice Guy Eddie Cabot in the 1992 Quentin Tarantino crime drama Reservoir Dogs.

Chris' latest film, The Darwin Awards, was scheduled to premiere Wednesday at the Sundance Film Festival.

If only it was Sean instead.

[Translucid]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

Sean Penn Demands to Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@gmail.com

[Owl of Parliament]

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I wonder how many people Sean Penn will punch at the funeral?

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

They made Rumble Fish into a movie?

How did I not know that!?

[John Mora]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

You've not been keeping up on the news at Rumble Fish.com.

[Snarf]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

Sean Penn Demands to Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@gmail.com

MAN!! I almost peed

[IRC]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

If only you could have heard my cry of anguish when, in a last, desperate move, I typed in Spicoli@gmail.com, only to be rejected once more and finally forced to accept the abomination that is Sean.Penn20061@gmail.com."

[Snarf]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

<sarcasm>Ok ok ok.... I think Sean Penn is a douche, but could this be a joke?</sarcasm>

[hitogoroshi]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

He dies presumably due to an act of stupidity right before debuting the Darwin Awards?
Perhaps he was getting last-minute footage...

[IRC]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

What's this about presumed act of stupidity?

[John Mora]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

Ok ok ok.... I think Sean Penn is a douche, but could this be a joke?

...It's the Onion, Snarf. It is a joke.

[Snarf]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

I was being sarcastic?

[IRC]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

No, I think you just got caught being stupid. HA HA.

[Snarf]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

I apprantely have a problem with articulating right now because it seems that everytime I say something its not understood or taken out of context.

Next time I will remember to use sarcasm tags.

[IRC]

Re: Chris Penn kaput

Snarf is stuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid.